Pets

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

I've noticed that the cat spends a hell of a lot of time washing herself, including her backside.

I estimate she gives her derrière a good lick about 10 minutes a day. That's 70 minutes a week, 3,640 minutes a year (or 60 hours, 2.53 days).
Let's say she lives until the ripe old age of 20. That means that by the time she dreams off to the pearly gates, she will have spent, along the course of her life, 72,800 minutes (or 50 days, 13 hours and 20 minutes) giving her rump a good clean.

A whole 50 days !? What a... cat-ass-trophy.

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