General Anime/Manga/Otaku Thread

[Kakariko Kid]

You know when you wanna try and google/ask someone if they know a manga from describing it, but it's so fucking weird and there's just so much to describe that you just can't.

I'm trying to remember this manga I read several years ago about a rich girl who made a promise to a kid back in elementary that they'd get married. Now it's around 10 years later and she forces him to marry her when they're teens, but has absolutely no love for him. I believe she pays off the parents and they give him to her.

He has to go to an all girls school as the only boy and already that's pretty weird. He then has trouble going to the toilets since they only have girls toilets, eventually a girl with glasses offers to let him relieve himself in a plastic bottle that she will dispose of afterwards.

Anyhow, he goes back to the house and discovers that the mother of the girl is part of some clan for vaginas I believe, and there is this other clan for penis's. Anyhow, he sees this guy dressed like a generic Japanese warrior (tunic, headband) and is begging to see this "golden phallus" that she has, because he actually wants to suck it because it contains magical powers or some shit. Of course, she refused unless he like touches her breasts or something. He refuses because he's made a promise to only touch mens parts, even though he's not gay.

Fast forward a couple of chapters, and it starts getting super weird. Magic powers are now involved, and the "golden phallus" can keep evil spirits away and somehow it gets put on the guy's penis and his penis now has engravings of this "Phallus" on it, and it helps him ward off evil spirits that try to kill him I believe. Anyhow the generic japanese warrior guy comes back and discovers that his dick has engravings the phallus has and literally asks him to suck his dick.

I'd try and explain more, but I honestly can only remember bits of it. Such as the girl with glasses kidnapping him, tying him to a bed and forcing him to drink bottles of his own urine together with her for weeks, then when the rich girl finds out she challenges her to a duel with some of the challenges being five representation of his manhood being put on five individual barrels and they have to "ride" them to see which is the true guy, and whoever gets it right is a true love. Then they had a Rock Paper Scissors game where everytime they'd lose they'd have to take an article of clothing off until they were naked.

I know it sounds messed up, but I was like 14 at the time I read this, and this appealed to me very much and now I want to find it to add it to myanimelist so I could have a complete set of things I've read.

But yeah, how am I gonna condense THAT into google?

I tried. The more I added to the description, the more porn popped up as a result.