Introductions!

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South Dakota is the place to be. Did you know, that unlike every other state in the union, people here are...

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Friendly.

I could say the same of Texas, its just that southern hospitality.

Very true. We're just born nice, we don't have to learn it.

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Umm... Come to Minnesota... We have...

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Lakes. Lots of them.

And an awesome Renaissance faire, if you're into that sort of thing.

I didn't think it was that great, but I haven't been there in awhile.

Come to ours. It's HUGE!

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Umm... Come to Minnesota... We have...

Errr...

Lakes. Lots of them.

And an awesome Renaissance faire, if you're into that sort of thing.

I didn't think it was that great, but I haven't been there in awhile.

Oh you should try them. We got this awesome one in Texas. This year, Picard is gonna be there.

Are you talking about the one out by Plantersville? That's the one i'm talking about.

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Well, homosexual behavoir and oral sex was officially illegal in Texas until a Supreme Court over ruling in 2003. Feel so proud about Texas still?

We also have to have shovels in our cars by law but no one enforces that do they? Its one of those things that comes with the geographic history.

If you steal my horse, I can legally kill you.