09-27-2013, 11:43 PM
Jumping out of the sewer and running at breakneck pace, SERIOUSLY THOUGH and Jiraya ran towards the city, hoping to flee the robot Petie had sent to escort themselves to his corporation. Making off towards the city, SERIOUSLY made a stunning observation, "Wait a second, if that thing was beckoned, why isn't it following us and your oozing pile of puss?" he stated to Jiraya, looking back towards the sewer grate and noticing a distinct lack of bloodthirsty robot behind them. Jiraya, using his new Mattel brand voice chip, had his speakers say in the perfect innocent teddy bear voice "I love you! No wait, fuck that. RAIDEN!" he screamed in all of his murderous cyborg assassin cuteness. They ran back towards the pipe and the robot was hunched over Raiden. With Petie still plastered on the screen, he began talking in his undeniably sexy voice. "Just give me the beard Raiden, it will be nice and easy." he said in a cool tone.
Lying there helpless against an armed android, still horribly injured, Raiden looked over to SERIOUSLY THOUGH and Jiraya, seeing them watch in helpless terror.
After noticing that they came back, Raiden chucked and, mustering all of his strength, uttered one last bearded proclimation.
"Go fuck yourself, Petie. Or do you not have a dick for that anymore my sweetie?"
With that abysmal rhyme, Raiden was done. Pulling out his magnum with surprising swiftness, Raiden shot at a structural weakpoint in the ceiling, causing the tunnel to collapse on the both of them.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH just stood there, motionless. No rhymes, no muttering, nothing. Jiraya had to physically grab him and carry him out of there. "Let's be best friends! God dammit, come on. We need to find some of the others before they get picked off too."
Looking over the collapsed pipe, a man with very peculiar taste in masks bent down over the corpse and picked off a nice sample of beard hairs.
Lying there helpless against an armed android, still horribly injured, Raiden looked over to SERIOUSLY THOUGH and Jiraya, seeing them watch in helpless terror.
After noticing that they came back, Raiden chucked and, mustering all of his strength, uttered one last bearded proclimation.
"Go fuck yourself, Petie. Or do you not have a dick for that anymore my sweetie?"
With that abysmal rhyme, Raiden was done. Pulling out his magnum with surprising swiftness, Raiden shot at a structural weakpoint in the ceiling, causing the tunnel to collapse on the both of them.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH just stood there, motionless. No rhymes, no muttering, nothing. Jiraya had to physically grab him and carry him out of there. "Let's be best friends! God dammit, come on. We need to find some of the others before they get picked off too."
Looking over the collapsed pipe, a man with very peculiar taste in masks bent down over the corpse and picked off a nice sample of beard hairs.