Bad Pick Up Lines

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

Hey girl, do you watch Doctor Who, because you are DALEK-teble.

Hey, I looking for treasure, do you mind if I feel up your chest?

I'm addicted to yes, and allergic to no. What's it going be?

I just peed my pants... Can I get in yours?

I lost my underwear. Can I see yours?

Be unique and different. Just say yes to me.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you.

You must be from Tennessee! Because you're the only TEN I SEE around here!