Proper Establishment of the Forum in trouble

[Psychospacecow]

Someone been hittin' on da skooma a lil' too hard.

It is imperative that I give you the following information, which Psychospacecow wants concealed from the public. Instead of focusing on why it would be impossible, even between the covers of a thousand volumes, to list and describe all of the clumsy things that Psychospacecow has done, I would like to remind people that Psychospacecow fervently believes that hanging out with distasteful barrators is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience. This shows that he is not merely mistaken about one little fact among millions of facts but that ever since Psychospacecow decided to foster and intensify his drug-drenched drama of immorality, his consistent, unvarying line has been that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to step on other people's toes. He has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't. Then again, just because Psychospacecow is a prolific fantasist doesn't mean that heathenism forms the core of any utopian society. Here's some food for thought: There are some uneducated malefactors out there who care nothing for you or your cherished expedients. And let me tell you, I, for one, suggest that we throw down the gauntlet and challenge his satellites to protect our peace, privacy, and safety. This right and truthful proposition, practically established, will help us insist on a policy of zero tolerance toward colonialism.

Psychospacecow's flacks have been waxing stridently about revanchism, Psychospacecow's suggestions, and why Psychospacecow should make my blood curdle. Meanwhile, I have been explaining a few facets of this confusing world around us. What do I hope to achieve by doing such a thing? I hope to achieve widespread recognition that we can disagree with Psychospacecow without being disagreeable. For instance, I would like to politely disagree with some of his prophecies by pointing out that Psychospacecow has tried giving people a new and largely artificial basis for evaluating things and making decisions. He has also tried giving expression to that which is most destructive and most harmful to society. Why does Psychospacecow do such things? Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that Psychospacecow is not the only one who needs to reassess his assumptions. Think about flippant nutcases of one sort or another. They too should realize that Psychospacecow's beliefs have created a quarrelsome universe devoid of logic and evidence. Only within this universe does it make sense to say that procacious philosophasters and indelicate, perfidious champions of deceit, lies, theft, plunder, and rapine should rule this country. Only within this universe does it make sense to require religious services around the world to begin with "Psychospacecow is great; Psychospacecow is good; we thank Psychospacecow for our daily food". And, only if we spread awareness of the refractory nature of his execrations can we destroy this unscrupulous, smarmy universe of his and take a strong position on his denunciations, which, after all, convince others that small-minded poseurs are the "chosen people" of scriptural prophecy.

After being called a logorrheic, sadistic sniveling-type a hundred times or so by Psychospacecow and his grunts, I have reached the conclusion that Psychospacecow demands obeisance from his lickspittles. Then, once they prove their loyalty, Psychospacecow forces them to encourage lamebrained power brokers to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort. He has occasionally been successful at terrorizing our youngsters. Upon such points his natural character always exhibits itself most determinedly as he further strives to manipulate the public like a puppet dangling from strings. Psychospacecow once said that science is merely a tool invented by the current elite to maintain power. Oh, please. I'm just glad I hadn't eaten dinner right before I heard him say that. Otherwise, I'd probably still be vomiting too hard to tell you that it's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. Psychospacecow distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions. Psychospacecow has no record of accomplishment. And that's why I say to you: Have courage. Be honest. And purge the darkness from Psychospacecow's heart. That's the patriotic thing to do, and that's the right thing to do.

It appears that MexicanAnime's ambitions are showing, as this negligent smear campaign devoid of either fact or reason attempts to berate my peers of the video game facts site, and myself, disguising his true ambitions, to distract and deny those amongst us who would oppose him. Frankly, his accusations insult the very philosophy my administration has stood by, to serve the people by not criminalizing the innocent and allowing the average internet citizen to be commander of their own destiny, free to live and decide for themselves their own ambitions, without a leader imposed upon them to point at a field and declare "dig". The sheer malevolence of such smear campaigning only displays MexicanAnime's inept ability to prosper and serve our fine peoples. Why, if he were so truly in attempt to outperform myself, and had something worth mentioning, he would have bolstered it high above us all, glaring it for all to see, and yet he has not, thus proving him lacking and in need to toss false allegations amongst us. This is not a bridge dear sir, so find another place land for which a troll may reside. It is a man's job to make his fellow man safe and free from the imposition of tyranny. Hedonism is not at the core of our society, humanity is what binds us, and humanity is a wicked thing left unchecked. It is only when every man is free from the tyranny of his fellow man that we are free. Do not confuse my open ended nature for that of a hedonist, or would you impose the hunting of our fellowship in your faux witch hunts?

I am not a diplomat, and, as such, I am not fully conversant with the elegant and rarefied language of the diplomatic trade. I have a reputation for saying what I mean and meaning what I say. So I trust that you'll forgive me if I come across as a bit blunt when I state that Psychospacecow confuses equality of opportunity with equality of outcome. First, the misinformation: Psychospacecow suggests that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions. Where the heck did he come up with that? It would take days to give the complete answer to that question, but the gist of it is that Psychospacecow keeps saying that it is his moral imperative to produce culturally degenerate films and tapes. In such statements, as in most of his propaganda, there are major omissions and layers of codswallop wrapped around a small piece of the truth. The real story is that it distresses me deeply that Psychospacecow's dishonest toadies can cast votes that count just as much as mine. Why does that matter? It matters because I, for one, fully intend to instill a sense of responsibility and maturity in those who dupe people into believing that children should belong to the state. When people ask me, "What can I do to help?", I always suggest that they point out that the emperor has no clothes on. Such actions are moral in the true sense of the word. Furthermore, they help people see that I personally honestly wouldn't want to torment, harry, and persecute anyone who crosses Psychospacecow's path. I would, on the other hand, love to increase awareness and understanding of our similarities and differences. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter.

Psychospacecow's cronies are united by only two things. Want to guess what those are? They're a deep-seated sense of victimization and a burning desire to meddle in everyone else's affairs. Aside from those two things, the members of Psychospacecow's band have little in common. Surprisingly, some of them even realize that it's easy to tell if Psychospacecow is lying. If his lips are moving, he's lying.

The messages contained in Psychospacecow's words are a powerful source of illumination on the behavior of uncontrollable, callow renegades. And while we're on the subject, I deeply believe that it's within our grasp to reach out to the poor, the marginalized, and those unfortunate enough to have been labeled as dysfunctional by Psychospacecow's propaganda machine. Be grateful for this first and last tidbit of comforting news. The rest of this letter will center around the way that what really irks me is that he has presented us with a Hobson's choice. Either we let him create an atmosphere that may temporarily energize or exhilarate but which, at the same time, will pose the gravest of human threats or he'll lock people up for reading the "wrong" sorts of books or listening to the "wrong" types of music. Psychospacecow is a being who invents nothing, originates nothing, and improves nothing. All he does is fund a vast web of brassbound apostates, beastly, despicable ergophobics, and spleenful pissants. I thought it couldn't be done, but, once again, his hatchet jobs have sunk to a new low. Now that you've read my entire letter, I hope you've concluded that my plan to maintain social tranquillity while remaining true to those beliefs, ideals, and aspirations we hold most dear is deserving of serious consideration.

I am not a diplomat, and, as such, I am not fully conversant with the elegant and rarefied language of the diplomatic trade.

Then why prey tell do you speak more than I and on what ground do you accuse me of such things? Provide your evidence sir or remain a jester.

It would take days to give the complete answer to that question, but the gist of it is that Psychospacecow keeps saying that it is his moral imperative to produce culturally degenerate films and tapes.

and who is to have the right to dictate what the public produce? What isn't against human rights in bringing this censorship you propose?

In such statements, as in most of his propaganda, there are major omissions and layers of codswallop wrapped around a small piece of the truth.

And again, an opinion implemented upon your works in effort to smear my character.

The real story is that it distresses me deeply that Psychospacecow's dishonest toadies can cast votes that count just as much as mine. Why does that matter?

So, you intend to out power the populous. That is that a democratic society, and as such goes against the principles this country was founded upon.

children should belong to the state.

Under what grounds would you so much accuse a man such as myself to commit to such immorality? Show me your sources.

They're a deep-seated sense of victimization and a burning desire to meddle in everyone else's affairs.

Have you never read or heard my words, or what I have done for our fine people MexicanAnime? Why, down to my philosophy, there is only a desire to allow people do as they wish, only with exclusion to actions which gravely affect others, such as theft or murder. Why, one could argue that this speak you have started is attempting to victimize myself and meddles in the affairs of others.

unfortunate enough to have been labeled as dysfunctional by Psychospacecow's propaganda machine.

As a man who is son to a legally blind mother, a man who has a high chance of diabetes and multiple slorosis, a man who was born and labeled autistic by doctors and society, a man incapable of running due to injuries suffered to his knees at the age of 8, a man who has lack over the control of his own two hands, do you really think that such actions would be taken by my administration? Why frankly sir, you insult my lineage by placing such accusations to actions which would damn it.(all true btw)

"wrong" sorts of books or listening to the "wrong" types of music. Psychospacecow is a being who invents nothing, originates nothing, and improves nothing.

Again, there has been no censorship within my action, and my lineage as well as myself have been a family of inventors, bringing the power of German engineering and the improvisation of cajuneering.

my plan to maintain social tranquility.

and that is where you fail good sir. A leader imposes their ambition upon the populace, which goes directly against my party's philosophy. Why can you not simply let people do as their freedom allows? This is not a theocracy sir, and people will not appreciate your regulation of their natural born human rights.
This isn't Soviet Russia, and frankly if these conditions you claim were true, we'd wouldn't be having this conversation.


(btw, are we just doing this out of boredom or is there some reasoning behind this? Like, is this for a debate class or something?)