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Now, I bet you're wondering what this is, seeing as you click on it and all.
I had an idea. If you ever used to watch Sci-Fi channel, you might have seen their old ad campaign where they would list off cliches in bad sci-fi movies, like
SCIFI FACT #1
If you create an artificial intelligence
don't give it the ability to learn.
If you give it the ability to learn,
don't give it a weapon.
I just thought, assuming we can get enough input, it would be fun to create a tumblr or something similar, kind of like DYKG, with little posters and the statement.
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So... Something like...
HORROR FACT 1
If your car breaks down on the side of the road,
call for a tow,
If you do go knocking on doors,
don't come inside and accept drinks from strangers.
Ala Human Centipede. Something like that?
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First time anyone sees a Zombie.
"What is that thing?"
Also, Zombie isn't trademarked, people call call them zombies, not the infected, or walkers or undead.
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Sci-Fi Fact
If the aliens say they come in peace,
don't take that at face value.
If there are dangerous creatures in the lake
leave.
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Horror Fact:
If there is a superstition that involves a ghost or demon that the entire town believes,
Chances are it's real.
Drinking, partying, and/or sex will make the demon/ghost very angry. So don't do it.
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Horror Fact
If you are an individual of African descent or a blonde woman and no one has died, good luck.
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Horror Fact:
If there's a killer on the loose
The shower can wait.
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Action Fact:
The fate of the world is at stake.
You don't need to have a romantic conflict RIGHT NOW!
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Villein Fact:
Do not give your base a self-destruct button. This only gives the hero another chance to foil your plans.
If you must, make the button instantly destroy the base, killing anyone whose still inside, including the hero.
Alternately, place a button that says "Self-Destruct", but once pressed activates a flame thrower to burn noisy people/heroes.
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Villain Fact:
Yes it seems like a great idea in your head
But odds are the Hero is gonna win
So get a normal job.
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Musical Fact:
If everyone starts breaking into song and dance over minor things
run.
