Hunger Games Simulator

[Berry]

District 12-Country of mind controlling MULLETS.

Clark-2039(Designated Mullet of Nic Cage)



Frankie-93047(Designated Mullet of Kurt Russell)

[Psychospacecow]

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Dog Whisperer finds a backpack full of camping equipment.

DoA Zack clutches a first aid kit and runs away.

The Sun throws a knife into A battle droid named Hans's chest.

The Mullet Cage runs away from the Cornucopia.

The Devo Energy Dome runs away from the Cornucopia.

Bastion runs away from the Cornucopia.

Mary Poppins runs away from the Cornucopia.

The Fresh Prince gathers as much food as he can.

Matt finds a backpack full of camping equipment.

Apache-kun runs away from the Cornucopia.

Black Zack runs away from the Cornucopia.

Stilt-Man takes a handful of throwing knives.

Anna rips a mace out of B-9's hands.

Dr.Coffin scares Nurse Joy away from the cornucopia.

Robby the Robot runs away from the Cornucopia.

Tingle grabs a jar of fishing bait while Scruffy gets fishing gear.

Malfurion and Bright colored legwarmers fight for a bag. Bright colored legwarmers gives up and retreats.

The Russell Mullet gathers as much food as she can.

DJ Jazzy Jeff grabs a backpack and retreats.

The Sun tends to Nurse Joy's wounds.

DoA Zack discovers a river.

The Russell Mullet makes a slingshot.

Robby the Robot sprains her ankle while running away from Stilt-Man.

Mary Poppins constructs a shack.

Bastion, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Black Zack, and B-9 hunt for other tributes.

Bright colored legwarmers makes a wooden spear.

Apache-kun, Dog Whisperer, The Mullet Cage, Malfurion, and Scruffy hunt for other tributes.

Matt receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Dr.Coffin overhears The Devo Energy Dome and The Fresh Prince talking in the distance.

Tingle and Anna split up to search for resources.

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

A battle droid named Hans
District 10

Tingle defeats Bright colored legwarmers in a fight, but spares her life.

Stilt-Man thinks about home.

B-9, Black Zack, The Mullet Cage, and Scruffy sleep in shifts.

The Sun, The Russell Mullet, and Anna discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Matt receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Robby the Robot receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Dog Whisperer and Malfurion fight Apache-kun and Nurse Joy. Dog Whisperer and Malfurion survive.

Mary Poppins receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Dr.Coffin, The Fresh Prince, DJ Jazzy Jeff, and DoA Zack tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Bastion and The Devo Energy Dome sleep in shifts.

Malfurion searches for a water source.

DoA Zack accidently steps on a landmine.

Bright colored legwarmers injures herself.

The Fresh Prince, Dog Whisperer, and The Sun hunt for other tributes.

The Mullet Cage receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Tingle and B-9 work together for the day.

Black Zack dies from hunger.

Dr.Coffin defeats The Devo Energy Dome in a fight, but spares his life.

Anna, Scruffy, and DJ Jazzy Jeff get into a fight. Scruffy triumphantly kills them both.

Matt, Mary Poppins, The Russell Mullet, and Robby the Robot hunt for other tributes.

Bastion tries to spear fish with a trident.

Stilt-Man searches for firewood.

6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Apache-kun (MAH DESU!)
District 1

Nurse Joy
District 5

DoA Zack
District 4

Black Zack
District 4

Anna
District 5

DJ Jazzy Jeff
District 3

Tingle screams for help.

Stilt-Man goes to sleep.

Robby the Robot screams for help.

Mary Poppins climbs a tree to rest.

The Russell Mullet lets Malfurion into her shelter.

B-9 attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

The Sun receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Dr.Coffin is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Dog Whisperer begs for The Mullet Cage to kill him. He refuses, keeping Dog Whisperer alive.

Bastion, Scruffy, The Devo Energy Dome, and Bright colored legwarmers sleep in shifts.

Matt lets The Fresh Prince into his shelter.

Stilt-Man is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

The Sun constructs a shack.

The Russell Mullet and Tingle hunt for other tributes.

The Mullet Cage steals from Dr.Coffin while he isn't looking.

The Devo Energy Dome, Matt, B-9, and Scruffy raid Dog Whisperer's camp while he is hunting.

Bastion discovers a cave.

Malfurion receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Mary Poppins and The Fresh Prince work together for the day.

Bright colored legwarmers travels to higher ground.

Robby the Robot receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

The Devo Energy Dome cries himself to sleep.

B-9 tries to treat his infection.

Robby the Robot, Stilt-Man, Dog Whisperer, and The Russell Mullet sleep in shifts.

Tingle and The Fresh Prince hold hands.

Scruffy goes to sleep.

Dr.Coffin, Bright colored legwarmers, and Bastion cheerfully sing songs together.

The Mullet Cage tries to treat his infection.

Matt dies from hunger.

Malfurion receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Mary Poppins thinks about winning.

The Sun receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

The Fresh Prince receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

The Sun discovers a cave.

The Devo Energy Dome diverts B-9's attention and runs away.

Bastion travels to higher ground.

Dr.Coffin collects fruit from a tree.

Bright colored legwarmers constructs a shack.

Malfurion, Stilt-Man, and Scruffy hunt for other tributes.

The Russell Mullet attacks Robby the Robot, but she manages to escape.

Dog Whisperer receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Tingle travels to higher ground.

Mary Poppins makes a slingshot.

The Mullet Cage sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

Matt
District 6

Bright colored legwarmers cooks her food before putting her fire out.

Scruffy, The Russell Mullet, Tingle, and Stilt-Man tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

The Mullet Cage stays awake all night.

The Devo Energy Dome and Dog Whisperer run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

Mary Poppins screams for help.

Malfurion quietly hums.

Robby the Robot quietly hums.

B-9 and Bastion sleep in shifts.

The Sun, The Fresh Prince, and Dr.Coffin discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Stilt-Man diverts The Russell Mullet's attention and runs away.

Dr.Coffin and The Sun threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

Dog Whisperer, The Devo Energy Dome, Malfurion, and Bright colored legwarmers hunt for other tributes.

Bastion fishes.

Mary Poppins makes a slingshot.

Tingle and The Mullet Cage split up to search for resources.

Robby the Robot, Scruffy, and The Fresh Prince hunt for other tributes.

B-9 sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Dr.Coffin
District 7

The Sun
District 6

Malfurion goes to sleep.

Scruffy thinks about winning.

The Fresh Prince cries himself to sleep.

Robby the Robot passes out from exhaustion.

The Russell Mullet is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Tingle screams for help.

Dog Whisperer receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

B-9 receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Mary Poppins, The Mullet Cage, and Stilt-Man discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Bright colored legwarmers looks at the night sky.

Bastion passes out from exhaustion.

The Devo Energy Dome is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Tingle collects fruit from a tree.

Bright colored legwarmers, Malfurion, Scruffy, The Devo Energy Dome, and The Fresh Prince hunt for other tributes.

Dog Whisperer discovers a river.

Stilt-Man stabs B-9 while his back is turned.

Mary Poppins stalks Robby the Robot.

The Russell Mullet runs away from Bastion.

The Mullet Cage camouflauges himself in the bushes.

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

B-9
District 11

Bright colored legwarmers, Bastion, The Mullet Cage, Malfurion, and The Fresh Prince sleep in shifts.

The Devo Energy Dome overpowers The Russell Mullet, killing her.

Scruffy and Stilt-Man huddle for warmth.

Mary Poppins and Tingle hold hands.

Robby the Robot is awoken by nightmares.

Dog Whisperer quietly hums.

Robby the Robot, Dog Whisperer, Bright colored legwarmers, Scruffy, and Bastion track down and kill Mary Poppins.

Tingle collects fruit from a tree.

The Mullet Cage makes a wooden spear.

Stilt-Man travels to higher ground.

The Fresh Prince sets an explosive off, killing Malfurion, and The Devo Energy Dome.

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

The Russell Mullet
District 12

Mary Poppins
District 2

Malfurion
District 1

The Devo Energy Dome
District 9

The Mullet Cage convinces Tingle to snuggle with him.

Scruffy quietly hums.

The Fresh Prince begs for Bastion to kill him. She refuses, keeping The Fresh Prince alive.

Bright colored legwarmers and Stilt-Man hold hands.

Robby the Robot dies trying to escape the arena.

Dog Whisperer tends to his wounds.

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Bright colored legwarmers and Stilt-Man decide to work together to get more supplies.

The Mullet Cage decides not to go to The Feast.

The Fresh Prince decides not to go to The Feast.

Dog Whisperer falls into a pit and dies.

Tingle, Scruffy, and Bastion confront each other, but grab what they want slowly to avoid conflict.

Bright colored legwarmers makes a slingshot.

Stilt-Man, The Mullet Cage, Tingle, and Bastion hunt for other tributes.

Scruffy steals from The Fresh Prince while he isn't looking.

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Robby the Robot
District 11

Dog Whisperer
District 2

Tingle accidently steps on a landmine.

The Mullet Cage sets up camp for the night.

The Fresh Prince looks at the night sky.

Bastion tends to her wounds.

Stilt-Man sets an explosive off, killing Scruffy.

Bright colored legwarmers dies trying to escape the arena.

The Fresh Prince diverts Stilt-Man's attention and runs away.

The Mullet Cage sprains his ankle while running away from Bastion.

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Tingle
District 8

Scruffy
District 8

Bright colored legwarmers
District 9

Stilt-Man and Bastion huddle for warmth.

The Mullet Cage is awoken by nightmares.

The Fresh Prince accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Stilt-Man, Bastion, and The Mullet Cage get into a fight. The Mullet Cage triumphantly kills them both.

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

The Fresh Prince
District 3

Stilt-Man
District 7

Bastion
District 10

The winner is The Mullet Cage from District 12!

The Bloodbath
The Sun throws a knife into A battle droid named Hans's chest.

Day 1
No deaths occurred.

Night 1
Dog Whisperer and Malfurion fight Apache-kun and Nurse Joy. Dog Whisperer and Malfurion survive.

Day 2
DoA Zack accidently steps on a landmine.
Black Zack dies from hunger.
Anna, Scruffy, and DJ Jazzy Jeff get into a fight. Scruffy triumphantly kills them both.

Night 2
No deaths occurred.

Day 3
No deaths occurred.

Night 3
Matt dies from hunger.

Day 4
No deaths occurred.

Night 4
No deaths occurred.

Day 5
Dr.Coffin and The Sun threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

Night 5
No deaths occurred.

Day 6
Stilt-Man stabs B-9 while his back is turned.

Night 6
The Devo Energy Dome overpowers The Russell Mullet, killing her.

Day 7
Robby the Robot, Dog Whisperer, Bright colored legwarmers, Scruffy, and Bastion track down and kill Mary Poppins.
The Fresh Prince sets an explosive off, killing Malfurion, and The Devo Energy Dome.

Night 7
Robby the Robot dies trying to escape the arena.

The Feast
Dog Whisperer falls into a pit and dies.

Day 8
No deaths occurred.

Night 8
Tingle accidently steps on a landmine.
Stilt-Man sets an explosive off, killing Scruffy.
Bright colored legwarmers dies trying to escape the arena.

Day 9
No deaths occurred.

Night 9
The Fresh Prince accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Day 10
Stilt-Man, Bastion, and The Mullet Cage get into a fight. The Mullet Cage triumphantly kills them both.
The winner is The Mullet Cage from District 12!

Tribute Placements

1. The Mullet Cage
2. Bastion
3. Stilt-Man
4. The Fresh Prince
5. Bright colored legwarmers
6. Scruffy
7. Tingle
8. Dog Whisperer
9. Robby the Robot
10. The Devo Energy Dome
11. Malfurion
12. Mary Poppins
13. The Russell Mullet
14. B-9
15. The Sun
16. Dr.Coffin
17. Matt
18. DJ Jazzy Jeff
19. Anna
20. Black Zack
21. DoA Zack
22. Nurse Joy
23. Apache-kun
24. A battle droid named Hans
District Placements

1. District 12
2. District 10
3. District 7
4. District 3
5. District 9
6. District 8
7. District 2
8. District 11
9. District 1
10. District 6
11. District 5
12. District 4
Kills Made

3: Dog Whisperer
3: Scruffy
2: Stilt-Man
2: The Fresh Prince
2: Malfurion
2: The Mullet Cage
1: The Devo Energy Dome
1: The Sun
1: Bastion
1: Bright colored legwarmers
1: Robby the Robot

[Mass Distraction]

Damn you Stiltman! Damn you glorious mullet of Nick Cage!

[Boyobmas]

Another great turn out (though both my characters died as usual) my favorite quote was probably: "Mary Poppins stalks Robby the Robot."

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On to the next!

District 1:

The Moon


Uncle Grandpa

[Mass Distraction]

D2:

Garbage the Fox


Chimera

[Psychospacecow]

District 3 : Time Breakers with blade makers

Lucina

Xenoverse Trunks

[Kakariko Kid]

District 4

Hulk Hogan


Charles Barkley

[gamemaster1991]

District 5


Ryu Hayabusa


Taki

[Kakariko Kid]

District 6

Don Cheadle


Shaq

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

District 7 is... odd X-Men characters.
Beak( for the record, even though he looks like a bird, he can't fly without his special suit)

Maggot (he has superpowered slugs that eat anything, come back to him and then give him super strength for a limited time)

[Psychospacecow]

District 8 - The mustache District
Freddy Mercury's mustache

Charlie Chaplin's The Dictator

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

District 8 - The mustache District
Freddy Mercury's mustache

Charlie Chaplin's The Dictator

You forgot an important mustache...


MINE!!!!  (Just kidding.  Maybe.)

[Mass Distraction]

District 9

Wikus van de Merve. Seriously, this had to happen.


The Magnificent Dolfyn! I ain't gonna let you go that easy.

[Berry]

District 10: The Space theme land.

Marvin



&


Psychospacecow

the ongoing fictional rivalry between dolphins and cows 3(?) years in the making!

[Furo]

[i have no idea how this works so i guess i drop two characters in here?]
District 11:

Allen O'Neil
Marco Rossi