Official "Beware of Cuccos" Lore Thread

[JiraiyaSennin]

How did I never see this thread before.

Maybe you need glasses.

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

cingchris was adjusting the badge on his shirt, waiting every moment for the call. It had been seven long days since they had last contact with their undercover agent. The tension was so thick in the air, almost like the steam when someone takes a really hot shower for much too long of a time.

"MexicanAnime, please turn up the signal" he moaned, as he was clumsily paying with his tie.

"Ehh, whenever you say boss." Anime was a slow moving guy who never noticed a thing. But somehow, he really knew how to cut all these computer stuff (well, he WAS the IT guy of the Police team). Not only that, but was he a great translator. He could even interpret Beiber Fever girls and swag douchiness texts messages into pure Kvlt metal guitar riffs. And, he was a very hard worker. Nothing phased him. You held him up at gunpoint, and he'd just sigh, sip on some more coffee and keep typing, like he was detached from the rest of the world.

It was of course he that figured out the cryptic message. CosmykTheDolfyn was supposed to check in every four days with base, but they had only recieved one encoded message. Several hours of work had revealed only a date and time...

Which was two minutes from now. cingchris knew this info was only meant for a few eyes, so only he and his trusty IT man sat in the room.

Suddenly, the viewing screen buzzed to a grainy life. cingchris jumped quicker than a starving wolf when it sees fresh, unguarded meat.

"I'm sorry sir, I was just testing the frequency."

"Anime, you nearly scared the life out of me. Tell me when we're live."

A giant thump was heard. Suddenly, a roof pile dropped down.

"We're LLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE right now".

The sound came shrieking like a banshee. Suddenly, the cuccos queen dropped down herself by wire, holding a sobbing fat kid in one arm.

cingchris reeled in shock. "Cosmyk, what have they done to you!"

Cuccos just laughed sinisterly. "Seriously cingchris, if you send in someone undercover, don't let him paint sky dolphins on everything he owns, especially getaway vehicles. He's in with you, SERIOUSLY, Raiden, Jiaraya and all of them, ain't he? I knew something was odd about this kid."

"Please don't hurt him. He's of no concern to you. He's merely a rookie".

"Hurt him? Oh pleeeeaaase. I wanted him as a ransom. This little guy is just too cute anyway. Have you seen his selfies?"

CosmykTheDolfyn was getting a little better. "Boss, please just forget about me. I'll be fine. Just complete the mission. And anime, I heard you open that knife. Don't do it."

It was true, Mexican Anime had a knife in hand. But, he didn't put it down. In fact he didn't acknowledge a thing had happened. He took off a shoe and began picking out his toenails with the blade.

"Chris, I'm shocked at your recruits. Just amazing."
Chris shrugged at that.

"Listen to me, since you won't do anything yourself. In one week, I will need the GIF repository. Don't do it, you'll have a nice pair of dolfyn testicles on a necklace on your door in the morning. Got it?"

"Why in the world do you need all those GIFs for, Cuccos?"

''Cuccos seductively chewed her nails. "Oh, a girl has to keep her secrets."

And in a flash, her line zipped her away, unseen. "Oh, and just a warning. BEWARE OF CUCCOS"

A single cuccos dropped from the ceiling, a single piece of lit dynamite in it's mouth.

"MEXICANANIME, LET'S MOVE!!!"

Anime walked over to the cuccos and lit his cigar from the dynamite's fuse. cingchris ran as quick as his legs would take him. Tackling MexicanAnime, the two tumbled out the window as the explosion took out the upper floor.

"Don't worry Boss, we were only 7 stories up. I lost my cigar though."

"I thought I told you no smoking inside" cingchris muttered as he tensed for impact.

[Psychospacecow]

Seeing friends of his falling to the ground from the explosion, Psycho whizzed down in a wisp like form, catching them with his aura, or his back, whatever worked really. "I'm gone for a few weeks and you guys start killing each other or something?" Psycho questioned as he flipped upside down, three feet from the ground putting the others on the ground. "Honestly, they say I'M insane," Cow muttered, turning to see Cuccos in the distance. Before the others could say anything, he darted off in her direction yelling "Sorry guys, I gotta inquire about the situation,". What could this all be about, he wondered. Surely an admin would know, after all, that was their job. So, he followed Cuccos, pursuing her to the pets thread.

[Psychospacecow]

[Arjahn]

Imma take a break for a little while and let you guys take over, writing imaginary forum buddy lore at 2 am is taking its toll on me

Spoiler

I used to have two legs.

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

Looks like me and PsychoSpaceCow have to STEP IT UP!

[Beware of Cuccos*]

I'm not going to read this thread until I get back on Sunday, so it better be full of awesomeness! I purposely want to avoid to when I get back it will be like a book :)

[JiraiyaSennin]

I'm not going to read this thread until I get back on Sunday, so it better be full of awesomeness! I purposely want to avoid to when I get back it will be like a book :)

You hear that writers, you better.....

Beware

of

Cuccos

[Psychospacecow]

"and what of the others?" Psycho asked Cuccos, in bewilderment to her actions. "Why have you done such things to them Cuccos?". His gaze setting like the distant stars you only think are still there. They were on top of a rather large building, The Hexidecimal Foundation for the Ethical Exposition of Animals. With the dark night winds raging, and hellish thunder brewing in the clouds, no mere mortal could simply stand and converse on such a large tower. Yet, these two were not mortal. "Its been chaos for too long now, and the root of chaos is these people, Space. Its my job to bring order to these forums now, and I intend on doing it," Cuccos yelled, only barely out-sounding the gale. "and who gave you this authority Cuccos? Look, I may be insane, but that don't mean I ain't got morals. They're just cow ones, and cows don't like farmers. You're sounding like a farmer Cuccos. I don't want this to be an Animal Farm!" he replied somewhat haphazardly. He broke out into a gut wrenching cackle as lightning struck the antenna behind him. "I don't like this Cuccos, I really don't, and I'm sorry," Psycho cried, not in a yelling sense but with actual tears, out taking hold of her shoulder, preparing to never let go.

[MexicanAnime]

Novel worthy.

[Psychospacecow]

Novel worthy.

thank you.

[Psychospacecow]

I'm sorry guys, I used to RP a lot and just don't feel comfortable writing on other people's behalf.

[Beware of Cuccos*]

"Hurt him? Oh pleeeeaaase. I wanted him as a ransom. This little guy is just too cute anyway. Have you seen his selfies?"

FAVORITE.

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Holy shit, I fucking love you guys.

[Arjahn]

Dammit this thread is sort of dying out.
I WILL SAVE IT
I WILL FIND HIM
RAWRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH




Oh yeah, didn't we used to have a forum RP? This stuff would be fawking perfect for something like that.

[JiraiyaSennin]

Dammit this thread is sort of dying out.
I WILL SAVE IT
I WILL FIND HIM
RAWRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH




Oh yeah, didn't we used to have a forum RP? This stuff would be fawking perfect for something like that.

Sounds like another thread that you should be updating e_e.