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Conker's Bad Fur Day + Ideas for a sequel
#1
I've actually played this game when I was really young, I still wasn't traumatized! But anyways did you have a similar story? Discuss it here!

Also, how would you guys like the idea of Conker TV show, that would air on channels like Adult Swim, or Comedy Central? I just hope it would be better than other adult cartoons nowadays.

My Ideas for a Conker sequel

Story: It's the same as the proposed sequel, Conker turns out isn't a good king, (not that he wanted to be king) because he was wasting it on booze, whores, and that kind of adult crap. Conker get thrown in prison, and escapes via ball & chain, but realizing that there's water around the castle he almost drowns, but with the help of another squirrel (a hot squirrel, I may add, just as tall as Berri if you want the scale.) named Amber, he manages to survive. He wants to thank Amber by touching her bum, but he then realizes she's an expert on martial arts, and kind of hates men unlike Berri and gets beaten up by her. But he still follows her around to Knockerwood Town (The hubworld). It's revealed that Amber works in an Institute, disguised as a restaurant where even the spies work in as a second job, that tries to make a world a better place (Think Perfect Dark). However, the boss named Hogarth, has heard about Conker's actions from the first game, and decides to hire him in the institute. They also hire a few more people to the institute because Amber's former crewmates had died in her last mission. so they bring in a womanizing cat named Marston, his adoptive canine brother Oliver, and that professor/doctor who is treated as a butt-monkey (both figuratively and literally since specifically he's a lemur) Cameron Darwin. His first mission is to collect objects known as "Macguffins". Yes, I intentionally called it that. They are scattered across the world, or at least by video game standards, and if he collects a lot, he'll be recruited in the institute, if he doesn't then Amber is fired.

Gameplay: Like in the old rareware games, the certain amount of Macguffins you collect will open a new world. There will be bosses, and they bring out a super Macguffin. So it's like any other 3D platformer. However, now there will be multiple playable characters. 4 in fact, Conker is the standard platforming player like the first game, Amber is the most athletic and agile and thus has an arsenal of weapons, melee and projectile. Oliver, like Berri in Twelve Tales: Conker 64, has the help of animals with a method of attack as well as a sword he had as a souvenir. Marston can be in stealth missions, though his best use is to seduce women, but he needs to say the right things, to get their heart, so it's like a semi-dating sim. Later, he team can get upgrades, like Conker's hovering time, more moves for Amber, and a new sword for Oliver.

Characters: I'm going over the main characters but won't go over everything in those bios.

Conker- Our lovable drunken red squirrel is back, only he's a little more wiser, and a bit more brighter. So basically, just bump up his intelligence. Not that he was dumb.

Amber- Like I said, she's kind of a bitchy character who hates men, but later on there will be a backstory that explains why she hates men that will also make her sympathetic. As for her design, she's as tall as Berri was.

Marston- or Mars for short. He is a tuxedo cat who's so into sex that Oliver even had a checklist of virginities he's lost. So he's kind of like Quagmire from Family Guy, except Mars doesn't rape. "Sex and rape are quite different, one is enjoyable to many, easy to do, and legal, the other is uncomfortable and just unfunny." Also, he kind of standards on who he wants to have sex with as he doesn't have sex with younger women under 18/21 whatever's the legal age.

Oliver- He's the most loyal and well spirited of the group, as in, he's the only one who isn't a jerk. Although he does snark a bit at his brother, and his group. He's also very young like 17 human years, though he does sound like a 13 year old. He can tame non-sentient animals and use it as a method of attack. His breed is Australian red Border Collie, although he's not Australian (if his actor isn't british), and he has floppy ears.

As for a villain, well I can't really think of any major villain, but I can think of an incarnation of the devil.

Worlds: Most of them might be based on real world locations, such as Greece, Asia, Egypt. So i'll do my best not to rehash levels from other games. Also, the Playable Characters may get costume changes, and talk about possible pop cultural references.

Knockerwood Town- The Hub World of the game. The Knockerwood Institute is visitable and that place can be used for training.
Land of O"lump"ians- There will be a tournament in Olumpian coliseum if you will. So there will be a lot of mini games in this world. Insert references to Gladiator, Clash of the Titans, Caligula, and lots of Greek Mythology here.
Nippon City- Lots of Japanese references (if done right) galore, and who knows, we might get something like this as the boss theme.

Arabygpt- A combination of Egypt and Arabia.
VR 32.64- A Tron-ish world which is connected to the internet.
Alternatlantisca- An underwater world with mermaids and hopefully good swimming controls.
Hell- The final level with the Devil. But he won't be the final boss, Berri will be. Revealing her true feelings to Conker, that she never loved him, and was only his girlfriend because he had a one night stand. So Berri will mutate into a monster, (even more disturbing than the great mighty poo, because she cries blood and has that blood curling scream.)

So these are just my ideas, ignore them if you want. I just felt like sharing them.
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#2
I think you should post this in the Free Thread as to not make one whole thread just for one game. Heres the thread. http://www.vgfacts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=23
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#3
Ok, I'm going to ask someone to delete this since i don't have that ability here.
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#4
What no, the thread is fine as it's a line of discussion on something specific. (While the free thread is for whatever junk game related that you only have a few lines to banter about.) Besides hardly anyone wants to read a massive wall of text in the free thread. (Much less anyone trying to participate by quoting that huge post.)
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#5
The great mighty poo should return.
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#6
(06-27-2013, 08:19 AM)pyoro64 Wrote: The great mighty poo should return.

Wouldn't it just be the same joke? Rehashing jokes is not a very good method. Besides I think toilet humor is pretty childish nowadays.
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#7
(06-27-2013, 11:00 AM)DokemonStudios Wrote:
(06-27-2013, 08:19 AM)pyoro64 Wrote: The great mighty poo should return.

Wouldn't it just be the same joke? Rehashing jokes is not a very good method. Besides I think toilet humor is pretty childish nowadays.

Well, fan-service is the easy way out.
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#8
(06-27-2013, 11:04 AM)Lightmatt Wrote:
(06-27-2013, 11:00 AM)DokemonStudios Wrote:
(06-27-2013, 08:19 AM)pyoro64 Wrote: The great mighty poo should return.

Wouldn't it just be the same joke? Rehashing jokes is not a very good method. Besides I think toilet humor is pretty childish nowadays.

Well, fan-service is the easy way out.

I guess he could make an optional boss along with maybe Gregg the reaper. But the final boss idea I have will be even more disturbing, like creepypasta disturbing.
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#9
My idea for a sequel

Primal Rampage

The seven beasts of Old Earth are back, along with new waken creatures. Fight in a 3D environment, and never let anyone stop you from being the ruler of Urth.

Characters

Sauron: The yellow, human gobbling Tyrannosaurus that will use noise-based attacks to freeze you dead in your tracks!

Talon: The giant, color wise tiger-like Velociraptor that will speed it's way through destroying your goal!

Armadon: The really pointy triceratops-like monster that will roll and throw spikes right at your body to stop you from being the new ruler!

Blizzard: The giant yeti that uses its icy elements to prevent anyone from taking Blizzard's desired place. I don't know about you, but that was just cold. *chuckle*

Diablo: The Allosaurus of fire that has a thirst for destruction with flames and evil ever since the day he was sent to a prison of inferno.

Chaos: The giant hairy beast that once used to be a scientist. Like all other beasts, the scientist we know as Chaos wanted to rule the new Urth. Instead, he turned into the giant ape that will fart and punch it's way through ruling the Urth and then pee on it's enemies. Pretty "chaotic", isn't it?

Vertigo: The mind controlling animal which looks like a blue cobra with limbs and green patterns. Vertigo was a sorcess and banished to the Moon by the mage, Balsafas. The shields to the old planet were weakened enough for Vertigo to come back. She then enslaves a huge group of humans to build her a palace. Very mind-bending. *still cracking up from witty puns*

Slash Fang: The bipedal Sabertooth Tiger which was hiding in a canceled sequel. Don't get too close, or he might bite your face off.

Necrosan: The god of death that is not afraid of a fight. Infact, you might be afraid instead. This powerful fleshy skeleton dragon will pierce the heart of fear. Darkness leaks in every corner near Necrosan.

Striker: A white and bipedal Mammoth that swears to protect its land. Striker will not be thinking twice about using his tusks to bring pain to anything that dares to harm his habitat.

Frill: A two legged green Dimetrosaurus that uses powerful kicks, claws, and bites to become the king of new Urth.
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#10
Eh, I honestly never liked Conker that much, not to say that Conker's Bad Fur Day is a bad game or anything, it's a fun ride and the fact that one of the bosses is literally a big piece of shit shows how creative they were with it, but I don't think it ranks quite as highly as everyone on the internet apparently thinks it does.
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#11
Quote:My idea for a sequel

Primal Rampage

The seven beasts of Old Earth are back, along with new waken creatures. Fight in a 3D environment, and never let anyone stop you from being the ruler of Urth.

Characters

Sauron: The yellow, human gobbling Tyrannosaurus that will use noise-based attacks to freeze you dead in your tracks!

Talon: The giant, color wise tiger-like Velociraptor that will speed it's way through destroying your goal!

Armadon: The really pointy triceratops-like monster that will roll and throw spikes right at your body to stop you from being the new ruler!

Blizzard: The giant yeti that uses its icy elements to prevent anyone from taking Blizzard's desired place. I don't know about you, but that was just cold. *chuckle*

Diablo: The Allosaurus of fire that has a thirst for destruction with flames and evil ever since the day he was sent to a prison of inferno.

Chaos: The giant hairy beast that once used to be a scientist. Like all other beasts, the scientist we know as Chaos wanted to rule the new Urth. Instead, he turned into the giant ape that will fart and punch it's way through ruling the Urth and then pee on it's enemies. Pretty "chaotic", isn't it?

Vertigo: The mind controlling animal which looks like a blue cobra with limbs and green patterns. Vertigo was a sorcess and banished to the Moon by the mage, Balsafas. The shields to the old planet were weakened enough for Vertigo to come back. She then enslaves a huge group of humans to build her a palace. Very mind-bending. *still cracking up from witty puns*

Slash Fang: The bipedal Sabertooth Tiger which was hiding in a canceled sequel. Don't get too close, or he might bite your face off.

Necrosan: The god of death that is not afraid of a fight. Infact, you might be afraid instead. This powerful fleshy skeleton dragon will pierce the heart of fear. Darkness leaks in every corner near Necrosan.

Striker: A white and bipedal Mammoth that swears to protect its land. Striker will not be thinking twice about using his tusks to bring pain to anything that dares to harm his habitat.

Frill: A two legged green Dimetrosaurus that uses powerful kicks, claws, and bites to become the king of new Urth.

This thread was supposed to talk about Conker's Bad Fur Day and my ideas for a sequel. If you want to talk about a different game, you should post it here. http://www.vgfacts.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=232
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#12
Just have some fantastic multiplayer and the old sense of humor and I'm good.
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