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RE: Clever Joke Thread - Furo - 07-09-2015
Not sure if posted before but:
So the next movie in the Taken Saga involves Liam Neeson's character going through the motions to save his family again, only to realise that his daughter doesn't really appreciate what he goes through to save her every time.
It's titled Taken 4: Granted.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Psychospacecow - 07-10-2015
(07-09-2015, 02:48 AM)gamemaster1991 Wrote: I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day
It doesn't help that they were up on a flagpole. Why would he want them to be so high?
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Psychospacecow - 09-26-2015
A panda walks into a bar and orders a burger. After finishing the burger, he pulls out a revolver, and puts a single round in each of the patrons. He calmly reloads, and shoots the bartender straight in the chest. Before dying, the bartender manages to croak "Why?". The panda looks at him and says "look me up", and then walks out into the street.
Panda /'pandə/ noun A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Kakariko Kid - 09-26-2015
^ that is, indeed, a clever joke
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Psychospacecow - 10-14-2015
What do you call a baby from Hawaii? Baby on Board.
Norway? Baby on Fjord.
Orgrimmar? Baby for Horde.
Cleveland? Baby Power Cord.
A farm? Baby on Gourd.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - CLXcool - 10-14-2015
What do scissors and getting a job have in common? They both make the cut.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - gamemaster1991 - 10-15-2015
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - CLXcool - 10-15-2015
What kind of pop do dummies drink? Soduh pop.
What did the cop say to the lollipop after it failed to rob a bank? You're a sucker!
If tree had a pet, what would it be called? A bark.
What type of brand muffin would be marketed by Rob Schiender. Derp de derp de derpuffins.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Boyobmas - 10-17-2015
What's CLXcool's favorite drink? CLXcoolaide.
I'm so sorry.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Kakariko Kid - 10-17-2015
(10-17-2015, 09:51 AM)Boyobmas Wrote: What's CLXcool's favorite drink? CLXcoolaide.
I'm so sorry.
That is what has been dubbed an "Anthony joke" around here. I'm Anthony. That is also hilarious.
CLXcool is now the Cool-Aide Man!
RE: Clever Joke Thread - gamemaster1991 - 10-17-2015
Why did Dracula refuse to bite Taylor Swift?
She had Bad Blood.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - CLXcool - 10-17-2015
(10-17-2015, 09:51 AM)Boyobmas Wrote: What's CLXcool's favorite drink? CLXcoolaide.
I'm so sorry.
This makes my saturday. xD
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Kakariko Kid - 10-17-2015
(10-17-2015, 01:20 PM)gamemaster1991 Wrote: Why did Dracula refuse to bite Taylor Swift?
She had Bad Blood.
I thought it was Anna Pacquin...
RE: Clever Joke Thread - SERIOUSLY THOUGH - 10-18-2015
(10-17-2015, 09:51 AM)Boyobmas Wrote: What's CLXcool's favorite drink? CLXcoolaide.
I'm so sorry.
People have been banned for less.
I'm watching you (no creepy).
RE: Clever Joke Thread - gamemaster1991 - 11-12-2015
An American man, a French man, a Spanish man, and a German man are all standing on a street corner. As they stand there, a street performer comes along to entertain them. As he is doing his act, he notices that each of the men appear to be visually impaired. Midway though his act, he stops and asks the men "Can you guys see me?".
The American says, "Yes."
The French man says "Oui."
The Spanish man says "Si."
The German man says "Ja."
What did the Spanish Hercules say to get his dad's attention?
"Jesús!"