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Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk - Psychospacecow - 02-14-2015

Time for the most over the top pickup lines of any topic ya got!

"My heart is Bind on Pickup, and you just rolled Need."

Nice pants. What's the drop rate?


RE: Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk - CLXcool - 02-20-2015

"I have eyes for your hot crossed buns''.


RE: Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk - BumblebeeCody - 02-22-2015

Just wanna go for a quick shag?


RE: Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk - Arjahn - 03-25-2015

ey gurl, is your dad retarted? Cuz ur special ;D
i'm so sorry


RE: Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk - Kakariko Kid - 03-25-2015

(03-25-2015, 10:50 AM)Arjahn Wrote: ey gurl, is your dad retarted? Cuz ur special ;D
i'm so sorry

I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to use that on my wife tonight. I don't even care how long I'm in the doghouse for.


RE: Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk - retrolinkx - 03-25-2015

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"


RE: Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk - Psychospacecow - 03-25-2015

Is that a cat in your clothes, because I wanna pet it.


RE: Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk - Arjahn - 03-26-2015

Oh god I know too many of these.

damn, i wish you were my big toe so i could bang you on my coffee table.


RE: Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk - Kakariko Kid - 03-26-2015

This one is crude. Be warned!



RE: Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk - Kakariko Kid - 03-27-2015

Hey girl, wanna play Pokemon? Cause I wanna catch a Pikachu.


RE: Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk - CLXcool - 03-27-2015

(03-26-2015, 05:02 PM)Kakariko Kid Wrote: This one is crude. Be warned!

Pffft XD. Oh Oh. Here's one for all of ya

What do you have in common with a butcher knife? You make the cut for me. 


RE: Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk - Mass Distraction - 03-28-2015

(03-27-2015, 12:26 PM)CLXcool Wrote: What do you have in common with a butcher knife? You make the cut for me. 

Just like my last victim.


RE: Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk - Furo - 03-30-2015

^This is the best one here. Everyone go home. We're done here.


RE: Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk - CosmykTheDolfyn - 03-30-2015

(03-30-2015, 07:39 PM)The Hedgehog Wrote: so do You want to Date a Hedgehog because I am A Hedgehog an am Very Cool

(03-30-2015, 07:46 PM)Furo Wrote: ^This is the best one here. Everyone go home. We're done here.

Well, take this then:
Hey girl, want to date a Dolfyn? Becuase I'm not only a freakingly amazingly cool Dolfyn, I'm also Cosmyk.


RE: Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk - Psychospacecow - 03-31-2015

Eh girl, do you like dairy?