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Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk
Psychospacecow Offline
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#1
02-14-2015, 10:05 PM
Time for the most over the top pickup lines of any topic ya got!

"My heart is Bind on Pickup, and you just rolled Need."

Nice pants. What's the drop rate?
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CLXcool Away
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#2
02-20-2015, 07:31 PM
"I have eyes for your hot crossed buns''.
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#3
02-22-2015, 01:21 PM
Just wanna go for a quick shag?
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03-25-2015, 10:50 AM (This post was last modified: 03-25-2015, 10:50 AM by Arjahn.)
ey gurl, is your dad retarted? Cuz ur special ;D
i'm so sorry
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03-25-2015, 11:10 AM (This post was last modified: 03-25-2015, 11:15 AM by Kakariko Kid.)
(03-25-2015, 10:50 AM)Arjahn Wrote: ey gurl, is your dad retarted? Cuz ur special ;D
i'm so sorry

I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to use that on my wife tonight. I don't even care how long I'm in the doghouse for.
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#6
03-25-2015, 01:38 PM (This post was last modified: 03-25-2015, 01:39 PM by retrolinkx.)
"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
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#7
03-25-2015, 03:28 PM
Is that a cat in your clothes, because I wanna pet it.
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#8
03-26-2015, 12:35 PM
Oh god I know too many of these.

damn, i wish you were my big toe so i could bang you on my coffee table.
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03-26-2015, 05:02 PM (This post was last modified: 03-27-2015, 09:10 AM by Kakariko Kid.)
This one is crude. Be warned!
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#10
03-27-2015, 07:36 AM
Hey girl, wanna play Pokemon? Cause I wanna catch a Pikachu.
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#11
03-27-2015, 12:26 PM
(03-26-2015, 05:02 PM)Kakariko Kid Wrote: This one is crude. Be warned!
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Pffft XD. Oh Oh. Here's one for all of ya

What do you have in common with a butcher knife? You make the cut for me. 
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#12
03-28-2015, 05:27 AM
(03-27-2015, 12:26 PM)CLXcool Wrote: What do you have in common with a butcher knife? You make the cut for me. 

Just like my last victim.
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#13
03-30-2015, 07:46 PM
^This is the best one here. Everyone go home. We're done here.
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#14
03-30-2015, 08:08 PM
(03-30-2015, 07:39 PM)The Hedgehog Wrote: so do You want to Date a Hedgehog because I am A Hedgehog an am Very Cool

(03-30-2015, 07:46 PM)Furo Wrote: ^This is the best one here. Everyone go home. We're done here.

Well, take this then:
Hey girl, want to date a Dolfyn? Becuase I'm not only a freakingly amazingly cool Dolfyn, I'm also Cosmyk.
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#15
03-31-2015, 05:20 AM
Eh girl, do you like dairy?
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