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RE: Clever Joke Thread - BumblebeeCody - 09-21-2013
What comes after Wednesday?
Thursday.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Mass Distraction - 09-24-2013
I'm better at throwing clever jokes on the fly, when it's relevant to what is being discussed. People hate me for that. Love it.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - BumblebeeCody - 09-25-2013
Knock Knock.
Please come in.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - CosmykTheDolfyn - 09-25-2013
Best Knock Knock Joke ever:
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Interrupted Cow.
As the person starts to say "Interrupted Cow Who?", don't let them finish, grab them by the shoulders and scream MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in their face as loud as you can.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Berry - 09-27-2013
What do you call a foreigner going on a one on one fistfight with a rapist?
Alien vs. Predator
RE: Clever Joke Thread - The Antagonist - 09-27-2013
-Do you like fish sticks?
-Yes.
-What are you, a gay fish?
RE: Clever Joke Thread - BumblebeeCody - 09-29-2013
(09-27-2013, 09:12 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: -Do you like fish sticks?What's inside of a Milk Carton?
-Yes.
-What are you, a gay fish?
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Milk.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - frankfrost2 - 10-12-2013
How do you know the moon is going broke?
When its on its last quarter.
Also, another:
Why is it called the dark ages?
'Cause theres so many knights.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - CosmykTheDolfyn - 10-12-2013
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Clearly, this joke takes a lot of money, but it would be so worth it.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Someone - 10-15-2013
What do you call a sack that insults people all the time?
A douchebag.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Someone - 11-29-2013
The writing of Cave Story sure has alot of dying characters.
Don't worry, they were put out of their MISERY!
... no? Okay.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - gamemaster1991 - 11-29-2013
(11-29-2013, 07:39 PM)Someone Wrote: The writing of Cave Story sure has alot of dying characters.
Don't worry, they were put out of their MISERY!
... no? Okay.
That one was kinda funny, only because I've seen a playthough of Cave Story.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - CosmykTheDolfyn - 01-22-2014
If I had to describe myself with one word, it would be "doesn't follow directions".
RE: Clever Joke Thread - frankfrost2 - 01-22-2014
So there was this guy who had a job at the graveyard. I asked him how he got it, and he said "I fell right into it."
RE: Clever Joke Thread - CosmykTheDolfyn - 06-27-2014
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