What comes after Wednesday?























Thursday.

I'm better at throwing clever jokes on the fly, when it's relevant to what is being discussed. People hate me for that. Love it.

Knock Knock.



























Please come in.

Best Knock Knock Joke ever:
Knock Knock

Who's There?

Interrupted Cow.

As the person starts to say "Interrupted Cow Who?", don't let them finish, grab them by the shoulders and scream MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in their face as loud as you can.

What do you call a foreigner going on a one on one fistfight with a rapist?





















Alien vs. Predator

-Do you like fish sticks?
-Yes.
-What are you, a gay fish?

(09-27-2013, 09:12 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: -Do you like fish sticks?
-Yes.
-What are you, a gay fish?

What's inside of a Milk Carton?



























Milk.

How do you know the moon is going broke?
When its on its last quarter.

Also, another:

Why is it called the dark ages?
'Cause theres so many knights.

Clearly, this joke takes a lot of money, but it would be so worth it.

What do you call a sack that insults people all the time?

A douchebag.

The writing of Cave Story sure has alot of dying characters.

Don't worry, they were put out of their MISERY!

... no? Okay.

(11-29-2013, 07:39 PM)Someone Wrote: The writing of Cave Story sure has alot of dying characters.

Don't worry, they were put out of their MISERY!

... no? Okay.

That one was kinda funny, only because I've seen a playthough of Cave Story.

If I had to describe myself with one word, it would be "doesn't follow directions".

So there was this guy who had a job at the graveyard. I asked him how he got it, and he said "I fell right into it."