VGFacts

I'm already getting high off this.

Did you hear about the guy who fell in a bifocal making machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

One liners:

She was an alcoholic, but he loved her still. (if you know a little about illegal drinks, you'll get it.)

Two fish were swimming and ran into a cement wall. The one turned to the other and said "Dam."

Four guys walk into a bar and the fifth one ducked.

What did the brick manufacturers do after lunch?

Shit bricks.

I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

What worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Being stabbed in the eye.

My psychiatrist told me I am crazy, but I don't believe that and I told him I wanted a second opinion. He then said, "Ok, and you're ugly too."

What's big, white and in a tree?














A fridge.

I work at a investigation team where we attempt to find mythical creatures. One of our members suggested a trap. I didn't know why.

Later, I caught the idea.

What time is it?








19:37

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Want a joke ? This sexy person.

(09-20-2013, 02:00 AM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote: [ -> ]Want a joke ? This sexy person.

That's really unsettling, NSFW that quick.

Also, what do you call a group of black pilots?