VGFacts

All paper puns are bad. In fact, they're tearable.

I thought I'd be upset when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

I don't know why, but I think my fear of moving stairs is escalating.

I see myself out

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To the retail store.

Why did they put a gate on the cemetery? Because people were dying to get in there.

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Why does Hawkeye shoot arrows? To get his point across.

What are Goku's favorite type of pants? Saiya-jeans.