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What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.
(12-07-2015, 09:25 PM)gamemaster1991 Wrote: [ -> ]What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

I don't get it, but I'm guessing Start Wars?
How many saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? 3. Two to stare at each other powering up and one to change it.
(12-07-2015, 10:22 PM)Kakariko Kid Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-07-2015, 09:25 PM)gamemaster1991 Wrote: [ -> ]What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

I don't get it, but I'm guessing Start Wars?

This is a tauntaun.
[Image: Tauntaun1.jpg]
It kept Luke from freezeing.

This is a tauntaun sleeping bag based on the moment in the movie.
[Image: tauntaun-sleepingbag-1.jpg]
I explained the joke just so I had an excuse to show this off.
(12-08-2015, 12:02 AM)gamemaster1991 Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-07-2015, 10:22 PM)Kakariko Kid Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-07-2015, 09:25 PM)gamemaster1991 Wrote: [ -> ]What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

I don't get it, but I'm guessing Start Wars?

This is a tauntaun.
[Image: Tauntaun1.jpg]
It kept Luke from freezeing.

This is a tauntaun sleeping bag based on the moment in the movie.
[Image: tauntaun-sleepingbag-1.jpg]
I explained the joke just so I had an excuse to show this off.

Watch at least one FULL Star Wars movie - added to the "maybe" section on my bucket list
Would recommend. They've got a forceful presentation.
(12-08-2015, 06:11 AM)Kakariko Kid Wrote: [ -> ]Watch at least one FULL Star Wars movie - added to the "maybe" section on my bucket list.

That sounds like you are going to try to watch them.

(12-08-2015, 10:02 AM)Psychospacecow Wrote: [ -> ]Would recommend. They've got a forceful presentation.

You tried to force that pun too hard
(12-08-2015, 12:17 PM)Kakariko Kid Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-08-2015, 10:02 AM)Psychospacecow Wrote: [ -> ]Would recommend. They've got a forceful presentation.

You tried to force that pun too hard

You forced my hand.
Q: What do you call a flower in a Mario universe?
A: Rose-alina
I'm not saying clowns are funny, but I've never seen funny and clowns in the same room before.
*Link's trying to open an door*
Navi: "Hey! Listen! Maybe you should try force!"
What do you get when you mix a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite
What does a church have in common with a firing range? They both have a lot of pews.
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