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RE: Clever Joke Thread - ClaudX - 06-27-2014
Why should we keep the Earth clean? Because it's not Uranus.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Psychospacecow - 06-28-2014
How do you keep a joke from ending?
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Carlos - 07-21-2014
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? "Wasa-B!"
Virtual Boy.
Get it? The Virtual Boy itself is a complete joke.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Kakariko Kid - 11-08-2014
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Psychospacecow - 11-08-2014
A dog, a small girl, and a monstrosity walk into a bar.
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RE: Clever Joke Thread - gamemaster1991 - 11-08-2014
What kind of dreams does Mario have?
Pipe Dreams.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Psychospacecow - 11-08-2014
nsfw I guess
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Kakariko Kid - 11-09-2014
Want to hear an ebola joke? You probably won't get it.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Psychospacecow - 11-09-2014
3 men are trying to smoke on a boat. They have 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. How do they smoke?
They drop one cigarette and the boat becomes one cigarette lighter.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - retrolinkx - 11-10-2014
A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says, "What is this - some kind of joke?
RE: Clever Joke Thread - CosmykTheDolfyn - 11-10-2014
I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger, but then it hit me.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Berry - 11-11-2014
What do you call a Guy who just gotten beat up by a Gang of Pigs.
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RE: Clever Joke Thread - retrolinkx - 11-11-2014
There's only three things I hate in life.
Racists, Hypocrites and Asian people.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Carlos - 11-11-2014
(11-10-2014, 07:59 PM)CosmykTheDolfyn Wrote: I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger, but then it hit me.
Im pretty sure this has already been posted before.
Edit: Turns out it is.
(09-13-2013, 04:41 PM)gamemaster1991 Wrote: I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
RE: Clever Joke Thread - Psychospacecow - 12-11-2014
Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Leopold II.