Why should we keep the Earth clean? Because it's not Uranus.

How do you keep a joke from ending?

What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? "Wasa-B!"

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Virtual Boy.

Get it? The Virtual Boy itself is a complete joke.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally.

A dog, a small girl, and a monstrosity walk into a bar.

What kind of dreams does Mario have?


Pipe Dreams.

nsfw I guess

Want to hear an ebola joke? You probably won't get it.

3 men are trying to smoke on a boat. They have 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. How do they smoke?

They drop one cigarette and the boat becomes one cigarette lighter.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says, "What is this - some kind of joke?

I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger, but then it hit me.

What do you call a Guy who just gotten beat up by a Gang of Pigs.

There's only three things I hate in life.

Racists, Hypocrites and Asian people.

(11-10-2014, 07:59 PM)CosmykTheDolfyn Wrote: I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger, but then it hit me.

Im pretty sure this has already been posted before.

Edit: Turns out it is.

(09-13-2013, 04:41 PM)gamemaster1991 Wrote: I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Leopold II.