Official "Beware of Cuccos" Lore Thread

[Arjahn]

Yay Cuccos is back.

...from the super top secret mod/admin only mission.

The leader of a well known gaming criminal syndacite, Beardy, returned to his lair in Las Vegas in order to strategize his next move after creating panic in the VGFacts forums over a sex thread, then hastily retreating. Cuccos wasn't going to have any of that, donning her new +5 Admin gear of Administration, she marched into that lair and shot up every last one of those motherlovas. As Beardy was whimpering in a corner after being thoroughly thrashed by the might of Cuccos power, he begged for mercy. Cuccos wasn't going to have any of that either. She stuck a chicken in front of him and forced him to whail on it at gunpoint, so he did. A large rumble could be heard from the earth below, and she briskly made for the door. As Beardy looked out of his penthouse window and saw an army comprised of thousands of Cuccos ready to charge at him, she coldly said:

Beware of Cuccos.

[JiraiyaSennin]

Yay Cuccos is back.

...from the super top secret mod/admin only mission.

The leader of a well known gaming criminal syndacite, Beardy, returned to his lair in Las Vegas in order to strategize his next move after creating panic in the VGFacts forums over a sex thread, then hastily retreating. Cuccos wasn't going to have any of that, donning her new +5 Admin gear of Administration, she marched into that lair and shot up every last one of those motherlovas. As Beardy was whimpering in a corner after being thoroughly thrashed by the might of Cuccos power, he begged for mercy. Cuccos wasn't going to have any of that either. She stuck a chicken in front of him and forced him to whail on it at gunpoint, so he did. A large rumble could be heard from the earth below, and she briskly made for the door. As Beardy looked out of his penthouse window and saw an army comprised of thousands of Cuccos ready to charge at him, she coldly said:

Beware of Cuccos.

To this day no one disrespects her for fear of being attacked by her Cucco army.

[Petie]

The leader of a well known gaming criminal syndacite, Beardy, returned to his lair in Las Vegas in order to strategize his next move after creating panic in the VGFacts forums over a sex thread, then hastily retreating. Cuccos wasn't going to have any of that, donning her new +5 Admin gear of Administration, she marched into that lair and shot up every last one of those motherlovas. As Beardy was whimpering in a corner after being thoroughly thrashed by the might of Cuccos power, he begged for mercy. Cuccos wasn't going to have any of that either. She stuck a chicken in front of him and forced him to whail on it at gunpoint, so he did. A large rumble could be heard from the earth below, and she briskly made for the door. As Beardy looked out of his penthouse window and saw an army comprised of thousands of Cuccos ready to charge at him, she coldly said:

Beware of Cuccos.

This was awesome.

[Beware of Cuccos*]

The leader of a well known gaming criminal syndacite, Beardy, returned to his lair in Las Vegas in order to strategize his next move after creating panic in the VGFacts forums over a sex thread, then hastily retreating. Cuccos wasn't going to have any of that, donning her new +5 Admin gear of Administration, she marched into that lair and shot up every last one of those motherlovas. As Beardy was whimpering in a corner after being thoroughly thrashed by the might of Cuccos power, he begged for mercy. Cuccos wasn't going to have any of that either. She stuck a chicken in front of him and forced him to whail on it at gunpoint, so he did. A large rumble could be heard from the earth below, and she briskly made for the door. As Beardy looked out of his penthouse window and saw an army comprised of thousands of Cuccos ready to charge at him, she coldly said:

Beware of Cuccos.

MOTHER
OF
GOD

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

Yay Cuccos is back.

...from the super top secret mod/admin only mission.

The leader of a well known gaming criminal syndacite, Beardy, returned to his lair in Las Vegas in order to strategize his next move after creating panic in the VGFacts forums over a sex thread, then hastily retreating. Cuccos wasn't going to have any of that, donning her new +5 Admin gear of Administration, she marched into that lair and shot up every last one of those motherlovas. As Beardy was whimpering in a corner after being thoroughly thrashed by the might of Cuccos power, he begged for mercy. Cuccos wasn't going to have any of that either. She stuck a chicken in front of him and forced him to whail on it at gunpoint, so he did. A large rumble could be heard from the earth below, and she briskly made for the door. As Beardy looked out of his penthouse window and saw an army comprised of thousands of Cuccos ready to charge at him, she coldly said:

Beware of Cuccos.

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

JiraiyaSanninslunk down the alleyway, raining pouring down like tears from a betrayed and cheated on spouse.

He pulled up his black coat a little closer to his face, cigarette in hand, the only light close by. A trusty magnum was in his holster, ready for anything. JiraiyaSannin was the greatest private eye in the land. He was chasing down a very odd lead.

He had been hired by a certain bloke named Lazlo (funny name, most certainly an alibi) to hunt down the possible killer of his good pal Beardy. The police were supposed to be on the case, but they were really doing as much as a lazy teenage boy when he gets a new video game. Them pigs didn't have time for no lowly guy like Beardy.

The body was the most bizzare he had ever seen. Thousands upon thousands of tiny little peck marks were covering the body like it was swiss cheese. What, or who, had the time and effort to be so ruthless, and kill someone in such a painfully slow way? Who was this Beardy anyway?

Questions poured down like the rain. He slung down the cig into a puddle like a baby drops a boring toy. Hands in pockets, he stood motionless. He had a lead. A certain woman, nearly twice his age. A scorned grandmother. He was attempting to find, just where in this city, she would be.

Suddenly, a stone flung by his face. He walked slowly over to pick it up. It was no sooner as that when he bent over, he saw hundreds of beaming red eyes at ankle level open in front of him. He quickly read the note on the stone:

Beware...

Of...

CUCCOS.

[cingchris]

JiraiyaSanninslunk down the alleyway, raining pouring down like tears from a betrayed and cheated on spouse.

He pulled up his black coat a little closer to his face, cigarette in hand, the only light close by. A trusty magnum was in his holster, ready for anything. JiraiyaSannin was the greatest private eye in the land. He was chasing down a very odd lead.

He had been hired by a certain bloke named Lazlo (funny name, most certainly an alibi) to hunt down the possible killer of his good pal Beardy. The police were supposed to be on the case, but they were really doing as much as a lazy teenage boy when he gets a new video game. Them pigs didn't have time for no lowly guy like Beardy.

The body was the most bizzare he had ever seen. Thousands upon thousands of tiny little peck marks were covering the body like it was swiss cheese. What, or who, had the time and effort to be so ruthless, and kill someone in such a painfully slow way? Who was this Beardy anyway?

Questions poured down like the rain. He slung down the cig into a puddle like a baby drops a boring toy. Hands in pockets, he stood motionless. He had a lead. A certain woman, nearly twice his age. A scorned grandmother. He was attempting to find, just where in this city, she would be.

Suddenly, a stone flung by his face. He walked slowly over to pick it up. It was no sooner as that when he bent over, he saw hundreds of beaming red eyes at ankle level open in front of him. He quickly read the note on the stone:

Beware...

Of...

CUCCOS.

Are we just gonna create lore about her now? 'Cause that would be awesome.

[JiraiyaSennin]

JiraiyaSanninslunk down the alleyway, raining pouring down like tears from a betrayed and cheated on spouse.

He pulled up his black coat a little closer to his face, cigarette in hand, the only light close by. A trusty magnum was in his holster, ready for anything. JiraiyaSannin was the greatest private eye in the land. He was chasing down a very odd lead.

He had been hired by a certain bloke named Lazlo (funny name, most certainly an alibi) to hunt down the possible killer of his good pal Beardy. The police were supposed to be on the case, but they were really doing as much as a lazy teenage boy when he gets a new video game. Them pigs didn't have time for no lowly guy like Beardy.

The body was the most bizzare he had ever seen. Thousands upon thousands of tiny little peck marks were covering the body like it was swiss cheese. What, or who, had the time and effort to be so ruthless, and kill someone in such a painfully slow way? Who was this Beardy anyway?

Questions poured down like the rain. He slung down the cig into a puddle like a baby drops a boring toy. Hands in pockets, he stood motionless. He had a lead. A certain woman, nearly twice his age. A scorned grandmother. He was attempting to find, just where in this city, she would be.

Suddenly, a stone flung by his face. He walked slowly over to pick it up. It was no sooner as that when he bent over, he saw hundreds of beaming red eyes at ankle level open in front of him. He quickly read the note on the stone:

Beware...

Of...

CUCCOS.

That was beautiful.

[Petie]

I'm all for the idea of this continuing so I'm going to move the existing posts here. Stay tuned!

[JiraiyaSennin]

I will probably never post story parts here because I am not a great writer, but I will definitely creep on it and read it.

[Beware of Cuccos*]

This thread has been Beware of Cuccos approved.

As long as I win in the end.

[Psychospacecow]

Two deaths had appeared in the paper recently. People just didn't know what to think of it. Really, it was the strangest thing. The bodies had been found ripped, and punctured by what appeared to be hundreds of poultry. Having reported these stories, Lazlo didn't know what to think. One of those victims was a dear friend of his, and yet he could not explain it. Walking out to his car after work, a strange caw echoed from the dark. He ignored it and carried on to unlock his car. There again it called, as he opened his door, and with a short glance, he spotted two red eyes glaring at him. Frantically slamming his car door and flooring the accelerator, Lazlo turned onto the main road. He just kept going, for fear of the unknown. Quick glances as he went revealed many terrifying things, red eyes, or were they lights? Scratching or was it... a large white feathered bird slammed into his windshield. He got out of his car, checking to see if it was alright, then accessed the damage of his car, a cracked windshield and a bowling ball sized dent in the hood. The chicken got up, unbeknownst to him and called out. Soon the car would be the least of his concerns.

BEWARE
OF
CUCCOS!

[Arjahn]

Ok, I guess that everything I say about Beware of Cuccos is official forum cannon now.
Beware of Cuccos bent over and gave Arjahn $50 that he would never have to pay back

How had it gotten so deep? How did this once peaceful forum turn to such anarchy? She remembered the good ol' days, the grandmother jokes, going on about The Legend of Zelda and what not, all of that fun crap she used to be interested in, but now all she's interested in is justice.

It all really started pouring down after the Zombie Riot incident, a massive wave of negativity that enveloped every corner of her beloved forum, negative rep and abuse of power everywhere, someone had to stand up to it. Someone had to shed some light on this incident, and while the other warriors of the forums were struggling to defend this most holy of message boards, She and Hexadecimal would end up purging the corruption from the system once and for all, with a little help from the High Lord Admins. They were praised like heroes, given power over their lower forum dwellers, a power that could go to someone's head quite easily. Hexadecimal retired from the game soon after this, keeping its new powers, but restraining itself to posting tired memes and talking about videogames; but Cucco didn't recover from these events so easily. She began on a dark road that night, and now she needed some help. The only place she could turn too was a small Luchador ring downtown, there she could find a friend of the Light...

Spoiler

matt.

[Psychospacecow]

(Hex isn't a man)

[JiraiyaSennin]

Side Note: Hex got a sex change to disguise herself from familiar faces.