The Free Gaming Thread v3: Check Out Cosmyk's Mustache

[retrolinkx]

Well, today marks the 4th case and best case Phoenix Wright took on.

http://aceattorney.wikia.com/wiki/Turnabout_Goodbyes

Literally never forget guys, it was amazing and this short copypasta I made will tell you why.

Spoiler

>Edgeworth is being accused
>YOU, a rookie was three cases under his belt has to defend him
>Up against a 65 year old veteran who hasn't lost a case in 40 years
>Dat objection
>Those moments that were too close
>End of the second day, about to lose, don't know what to do. SUDDENLY "HOLD IT"
>Larry comes out of fucking no where saying he should testify, everyone is shitting pants
>I only heard one bullet, and it was BEFORE THE CRIME TOOK PLACE
>The murder happened in the Boat house. FIND YANI YOGI
>Investigating on 2nd day
>The Parrot, the letter from Von Karma to Yani Yogi and getting electrocuted by Von Karma
>Final day
>FUCKING CROSS EXAMINING A PARROT AND GETTING RESULTS.
>Win the case eventually
>Suddenly Edgeworth wants to be tried on a 15 year old crime
>Edgeworth asks Wright what he is doing is the court lobby
>Oh, I'm just getting the files ready for the case"
>The Killer didn't take the bullet. HE HAD TO TAKE IT
>THE KILLER WAS SHOT
>The killer was....
>V-V-VON KARMA
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdIlP488n14 starts playing
>dat smile
>Present Bullet
>You bring a fucking metal detector out of nowhere to scan for the bullet in his shoulder
>Find bullet, Von Karma refuses to take the bullet out
>"It was from a previous incident beforehand, totally unrelated"
>Ballistic Markings
>He wins in the end
>A rookie beat a 40 year old veteran over a 15 year old case that lacked literally any evidence at all.

[BumblebeeCody*]

So it turns out that the Resident Evil forums (the same ones were our very own MassDistraction was an Admin) got shutted down recently.

What do you guys think?

Pretty lame :(



Oh man these Thermal Suits in FFXV are a bloody laugh.

Ahahaha

[retrolinkx]

After finishing The Witcher 1 yesterday and starting The Witcher 2 today, I can say there is a massive improvement over everything.

The game feels fun, has more to do already, looks beautiful and I'm enjoying it a lot more than The Witcher.

My advice for anyone who wants to get into this series is to try and see if you can withstand Chapters 1 and 2 of the Witcher (which could take around 5-15 hours) and by Chapter 3 if you're not enjoying it, stop playing. You've already met all the important characters who appear in the later games, with the exception of maybe one. However, if you think you may enjoy it, blitz through Chapter 3 and get to 4. Chapter 4, 5 and the Epilogue are the only really good bits of the game.

The Witcher 2 feels more like a game, and should've really been the first. It begins the over-arcing story that we see in The Witcher 3. The Witcher 1 is just an introduction to the world, characters and lore. If anything, you're better off reading a synopsis of it online.

Now obviously, if you're like me and you're a stubborn SOB who wants to play as much video games as possible, then play The Witcher even if you don't enjoy it. The Witcher 2 builds off it of course. You'll probably enjoy the 2nd if you know what they're talking about from the 1st.

[Psychospacecow]

Got my little bro Dragon Ball Fusions. Turns out he really likes it, because he didn't even touch Pokemon Sun until today. Also got my sis Final Fantasy 7 and helped her get Undertale and Dragon Age Origins.

[ZpaceJ0ck0]

Guys, should I tell retrolinkx about "it"?

[retrolinkx]

^

Sure, as long as it's not a spoiler for something.

Also you can just call me "Retro", it's easier.

[ZpaceJ0ck0]

Do you know that "The Witcher" is based on book series and that the games are a sequel to the books?

[retrolinkx]

^

Do you think I'm an idiot? Of course I knew that.

I'm still undecided if I want to read them. Geralt gets his memories back by the end of the second game. If anything, not knowing anything is more immersive.

[ZpaceJ0ck0]

Do you think I'm an idiot? Of course I knew that.

Uh? What's up with that attitude?

I didn't mean it as a way of insulting you, I just wanted to tell you just in case, that's all.

[retrolinkx]

^

The way you said "should I tell him about "it"" had me thinking I made a mistake or something. And then you just tell me that there are books, which is well known to a lot of people since when you start up The Witcher I'm sure it tells you they're based off novels.

You could've easily just said "Hey, do you know that The Witcher games are based off novels as well? You might want to give them a read" instead of making a post like that.

I'm sorry, but it really did annoy me.

[ZpaceJ0ck0]

The way you said "should I tell him about "it"" had me thinking I made a mistake or something. And then you just tell me that there are books, which is well known to a lot of people since when you start up The Witcher I'm sure it tells you they're based off novels.

Wait, for real? Shit, I forgot. It's been a long time since the last time I touched anything Witcher related.

You could've easily just said "Hey, do you know that The Witcher games are based off novels as well? You might want to give them a read" instead of making a post like that.

I'm sorry, but it really did annoy me.

Don't worry about it. If anything I should be the one making the apology because I screwed things up.

Next time I'll be more careful with how I word things in order to avoid confusion.

[Takahashi2212]

They always said I would amount to nothing.

Well look at me now.

Here is the speedrun if anyone wants to watch it.

[Kakariko Kid]

^ so, you're ranked 3rd in the world for a speed run of that game? If so, that's cool.

[Takahashi2212]

^ so, you're ranked 3rd in the world for a speed run of that game? If so, that's cool.

Unless there are some better runners who are just in hiding, that's what this means.

Thanks!

[ZpaceJ0ck0]

So, Takahashi is a speedrunner now?