05-10-2013, 04:36 PM
It was a nurse's birthday, so they had cake in that section's pantry. I like cake. A lot. I steal treats from pantries frequently but have never figured out a way to successfully sneak out with a piece of cake. This cake was cut into small bits. The door was shut so I quickly grabbed a piece and shoved it into my mouth. It was the first time ever that I've almost choked. Instant karma.