06-09-2013, 02:26 PM
(06-09-2013, 02:15 PM)cingchris Wrote: I have just found the best description for a visual novel I've ever seen. To explain, every time I go to www.vndb.org there are always 4 random screen shots of visual novels on the main page, and you can click on them to take you to that visual novels' pages, so I like to play a game where I try to guess which ones have NSFW cover art, which ones don't but are still 18+ and which ones are for all ages. Well for the ones with the NSFW cover art I like to read the descriptions sometimes just to see how absurd the story is, most of the time giving a good laugh, but this one takes the cake, so I present to you all this glorious description.
"Bustchest continent is at war: Big Breasts and Flat Chest kingdoms fight to determine once and for all what size is better.
Hart, the protagonist, loves all sizes equally. According to Breasts God he has a special power which can save the continent, so without a second thought Hart starts his quest as a breasts-loving messiah."
![[Image: ShockedTen.gif]](http://media.photobucket.com/user/stat202/media/Reaction%20GIFs/ShockedTen.gif.html)
WHO WRITES THIS STUFF???