07-03-2013, 06:57 PM
Some of my fave blonde jokes:
A blonde and a redhead jump out of a tree. Who hits the ground first?
The redhead. The blonde had to ask for directions.
A blond and a brunette are stuck on an island together, and they find a genie bottle. The genie grants both one wish. The brunette immediately yells "Take me back home!"
Boom. She's gone.
Then the blonde mopes around a little bit. Then she told the genie "Boy, I sure am lonely on this island. Could you please bring that brunette girl back?"
A blonde goes in for a hair cut wearing headphones. The barber asks her to take them off, so she does. A few minutes into the hair cut, she flops over dead. The barber, shocked, decides to listen to the headphones. All he hears is: "Now breathe in, Now breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."
A blonde, redhead and brunette are all in the 1st grade. Who is the tallest?
The blonde. He's 43 years old.
A blonde and a redhead jump out of a tree. Who hits the ground first?
The redhead. The blonde had to ask for directions.
A blond and a brunette are stuck on an island together, and they find a genie bottle. The genie grants both one wish. The brunette immediately yells "Take me back home!"
Boom. She's gone.
Then the blonde mopes around a little bit. Then she told the genie "Boy, I sure am lonely on this island. Could you please bring that brunette girl back?"
A blonde goes in for a hair cut wearing headphones. The barber asks her to take them off, so she does. A few minutes into the hair cut, she flops over dead. The barber, shocked, decides to listen to the headphones. All he hears is: "Now breathe in, Now breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."
A blonde, redhead and brunette are all in the 1st grade. Who is the tallest?
The blonde. He's 43 years old.