09-26-2013, 07:34 PM
Okay, so this week in school, I started pretending to be a devil worshiper and it worked out so well. I have creepy wallpapers on my computer in my computer class. I said that my favorite number is 666. Whenever someone annoys me or gets me mad I say "I will not hesitate to sacrifice your soul to my lord, Satan". I even doodle demonic-looking pentagrams all over my notebook. There are some people in my school that don't know what a hitchhiker thumb is so I just say to them "I can do this with my thumb because I had a thumb war with lord Satan" and they believe me! BEST. WEEK. EVER