Mario is a wierd one

[Mass Distraction]

He speaks nonsensically and yet everyone he knows understand him.

Kind of like Kenny from South Park.

I'd say or Boomhauer from King of the Hill but I usually understand him.
Another thing, after saving so many people, why hasn't he invested in some armor?

Much good that has done to Arthur, what with all that breaking from a single hit. Mario's powerups do the same trick, only with added abilities.