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HOT CHEETOS

Spoiler

Hot cheetos are an actual type of Cheeto. A legitimate flavor of the Cheeto snack chip. They come in both regular and puffy Cheetos, and also with or without lime flavoring added.

Here we have my favorite, the Flamin Hot with Limon (Lime)



There are many techniques used when eating hot Cheetos.

For a novice of the hot Cheeto, you will want to attempt one of the following:

"The Norm"



"The Grey Poupon"



For a mediocre hot Cheeto eater, the following options are available:

"The Shovel"



"The Nosedive"



"The Pour"



The following move is reserved for hot Cheeto enthuiasts.

"The Drowning"



This should only be attempted by the most experienced of hot Cheetoists, as it most likely will end in confusion and regret.