So, how did you come up with your Username?

[Zaliphone]

Many years ago, during the PS2 era, a game called Ratchet: Deadlocked (Gladiator in UK, I think). This game had online capabilities. Somewhere in Wisconsin a young boy wanted to take advantage of said online capabilities. "What should I call myself?" the young boy asked himself.
He sat for what seemed like MINUTES! Eventually, he said to himself "I like xylophones." So this young boy took xylophone, changed the spelling and pronunciation a bit, and Zaliphone was born.