Any college students out there?

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

I've got me one of dem degrees from the Universities of Reading and Oxford -- because I transferred to the latter in 3rd year to carry out research (St John's College for anyone in the know) -- and I'm now in Ottawa studying (more dying that stud at the moment) for my master's degree.

I'm also a qualified diver, and I have a library card and a driver's licence for combine harversters.

Spoiler

I actually e-mailed the DVLA (British version of the DMV) to ask if I could drive one with a standard licence. Turns out you can. Score.

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I have a few years of community college under my belt, but it's looking like I'll be attending the Los Angeles Recording School later this year.

I've heard about that ! It's got a very good reputation.