Zelda: Breath of the Wild

[Beware of Cuccos*]

In the distance, there's a chanting..

..Zelda..Zelda..

The sun beats down. The winds pick up. It's closer now.

..Zelda..Zelda..

Hurricanes form. Seas part. Closer still, it comes..

..Zelda..Zelda..

Icecaps melt. Hell freezes over. Closer.

..ZELDA..ZELDA..

Somewhere, not too far, a figure appears. One that was thought to have been a myth.

..ZELDA..ZELDA.. ZELDA!

She is no myth. From in between her rock and her hard place, she emerges.

ZELDA! ZELDA! ZELDA!

It's Beware of Cuccos, thought to have been deceased many moons ago. She awakens with the battlecry all but forgotten by gamers in their 30's.

ZELDA!! ZELDA!! ZELDA!!

TLDR;
30 year old fucking stoked for new Zelda.