04-01-2014, 01:59 PM
If anyone here is ever interested in joining our DayZ exploits, I made some ground rules for the game out of boredom. Trust me, these could save your life.
- Avoid human contact at any cost. See that guy over there? You better hope he never saw you.
- Never trust anyone. Even your best friend could stab you for that can of beans.
- Avoid cities, military bases and airports unless you really know what you're doing. The bigger the place the likelier you are to get shot, robbed or humiliated by a cult of naked people worshipping a rubber duck.
- Never underestimate that item you just found. Someone, somewhere is willing to trade you something real good for it. Or just kill you, whichever mood they might be in.
- Don't ingest anything that you are not sure of. No rotten fruit, no dirty water and no matter how much you want to party, stay away from that cleansing alcohol.
- Do not try to hide from zombies inside a building or you're gonna have a bad time.
- Do not try to box with the zombies, that's a losing game. They tend to bite a lot.
- If you hear talking, a gunshot or some unknown sound, do not investigate. Sometimes it's better not knowing.
- Try to avoid swimming, unless you want to start fishing your gear from that body of water.
- Whenever you don't know where you are, you are propably in Pusta.