The Chit-Chat Thread

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

So my mom was making my Aunt and Uncle a cake for their anniversary. She put the cake seasons in her bed room so no one would get them, including the dogs who always find there way to the food. Some how, the youngest of my Aunt's dog got into the room and ate half of the bottom base cake. My mom is yelling and my Uncle and I are trying to not laugh.

Happened before. My mom used to bake wedding cakes out of the house professionally. (It was awesome, since cakes don't come out in perfect shape and since there was always extra frosting, we would eat cake scraps with frosting any time we wanted.) Anyway, she put a cake on the table prepping to box it up once and left the room. Came back in, and both dogs had gotten in the room and on the table, chowing down... Needless to say, she had to bake another cake.

There is a cleaning crew in my apartment cleaning out the empty rooms for the next tenants, and right now they're trying to steal my can opener and bowls.

Did you put on your Luchador mask and wrestle them to the ground?

DON'T FORGET YOUR REFEREE!!!