02-01-2014, 12:10 AM
Super Mario Bros. Wii. My daughter can't time her jump to get Mario on a running Yoshi, she gets mad when my Yoshi eats her and spits her out, but, alas, she has Yoshi. Then my step daughter runs off with Luigi toward the end while I'm trying to jump up on top of the screen to go through a secret pipe but the screen moves forward and I can't. That screen movement, incidentally, crushed Mario against the screen and a pipe and now she's out of lives. My daughter throws her controller and she's crying and I'm pissed they didn't follow the game plan and a Wii remote I bought could be broke and my step daughter is mad because I tell her she doesn't listen. And, of course, we are all right in our own mind. AAAARRRRRGGGHHH.