Funny Things out of Context

[Beware of Cuccos]

This is for funny, random things you've said that can easily be taken out of context.
Type them out here without explanation.
For example, I just texted Patrick this:

It feels like someone is stabbing knives made of ice into my fake tooth.

And last night, I told him this:

Stop hitting your friend in the face with that pickaxe. It's rude.

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I got the idea for this thread from this:



And the fact that I say ridiculous shit all the time.

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

This is a funny one that really happened to me in a conversation once. I started several people who overheard by saying:
"Hey guys, did you hear the news? Jesus just got arrested for public nudity in Dayton!"

Anyways, the story was, we had a friend with long hair and a beard that looked so freakishly close to all those old drawing of Jesus that he got the nickname Jesus. He also loved streaking. It made for an odd mix in conversation sometimes...

[retrolinkx]

If images count, these are my two favourites.

[Mass Distraction]

Hilariously related.

[Beware of Cuccos]

"They're a freakin' mess. Or they're like me, on Ambien and hair dye."

[CLXcool]

This is based off of a chat that I had with a guy at a party I was at, he said this to me. And needless to say I'll let you put the pieces together. He was referring to a drink(one of them) that the party was having.

"I then asked her nicely to take the jugs to the guys, but she ended up slapping me in the face instead!"

[Psychospacecow]

I use my Interplanetarypurplythorny dragon to attack your facedown monster!

[Mass Distraction]

^I can't believe that actually is the name of the thing.

[Psychospacecow]

^I can't believe that actually is the name of the thing.

Its meant to be really stupid. The one thing Konami has going for it is a sense of humor.

Heck, look up "madolche"

[Mass Distraction]

"madolche"

That's the stuff anime is made of.

[gamemaster1991]

^I can't believe that actually is the name of the thing.

Its meant to be really stupid. The one thing Konami has going for it is a sense of humor.

Heck, look up "madolche"

Any time a company can show off that they have a sence of humor is great. It's better to know what you're makeing is silly and go with it than to throw it away in favor of something grown up. Most of the time.


To continue the thread:

[Beware of Cuccos]

The pictures are great. This is awesome.

[Psychospacecow]

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[Beware of Cuccos]

Please do not laminate your queers.

[CLXcool]

Funny things out of context from cartoons