What the heck is this "dancing" thing and how do I do it?

[Ghost Nappa]

I'm going to some sort of dance in like about three hours and I never really bothered learning how to dance but I really need to know how so I don't just stand at the sides or if I do try, so I don't embarrass myself in front of everyone there. I'm pretty sure there are some dance gods somewhere in this forum. Please help.

Edit: Never mind, I just watched a couple YouTube videos and that was helpful enough. I don't know why I didn't do that in the first place. But feel free to teach me new things if you'd like.

[Hexadecimal*]

This video teaches you how do a simple, but fun dance:



...But yeah, all joking aside, it's super hard to teach someone any dance tips without being there in person.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

Also just remember, people will be judging you dancing as much as you judge them. i.e. Hardly anyone cares.

[gamemaster1991]

I could teach you a few moves but we have 3 problums

1. I would need to be there in person to guide you and show you the steps.
   
2. I have a problum danceing with other dudes. I just find it weird.
   
3. You have no feet.
   

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

I could teach you a few moves but we have 3 problums

1. I would need to be there in person to guide you and show you the steps.
   
2. I have a problum danceing with other dudes. I just find it weird.
   
3. You have no feet.
   

You've seemingly never been to a salsa class with more guys than girls.
You gotta get in touch with your feminine side or you ain't dancin'.