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(09-11-2013, 04:48 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote: I may be away, but I'm still checking in from time to time to make sure that not too many shenanigans are happening while I'm away.
BREAKING NEWS: Everyone died a horrible death that may or may not include death.
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The more you know:
Man, I love attempting to change topics for no apparent reason!
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That mention of cats adapting their vocalization. Wonder what that barking cat was up to?
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Anyone afraid of heights.....
...or love incredible once in a lifetime views?
http://dedmaxopka.livejournal.com/71558.html
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(09-12-2013, 01:22 PM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: Nude pictures.
I love pictures of cities at night. I just spend time wondering what the story is behind that little light in the skyscrapper in the distance. So many small things like that we'll never know...
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MOAR CATS!!
8 signs that your cat may actually be a dog
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(09-12-2013, 01:22 PM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: -Fear-
-Beauty-
Yes and yes. I have always been afraid of heights, I just always feel like I will fall or jump off.
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(09-12-2013, 04:22 PM)A Zombie Riot Wrote: MOAR CATS!!
8 signs that your cat may actually be a dog
That cat should be a planetary treasure.
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So here's a story for you lot.
Today me and my battle hardened party of adventurers were playing Munchkin at lunch as we normally do, when suddenly an obnoxious middle school female from another table yells "Hey why are you guys playing with cards? Those are for babies!" and she starts laughing at her own masterpiece of a joke like she's George fucking Carlin. Now on any other day I'd ignore this stuff completely, but today I was feeling extra zesty. Remembering that the school was pushing this absurdly cliche anti-bullying regime with such wonderfully inspiring posters such as "Words can't be taken back" (complete with various shades of glitter), I just start bawling my fucking eyes out, bursting into the greatest shower fake tears I could muster right there on the spot. After channeling my inner-Shakespearean actor and yelling "STOP BULLYING ME! YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AND INADEQUATE!", a teacher's aide pops up out of the blue and berates that future-human being for two minutes while I keep up the charade. I'm a 6'4" High school senior by the way, and after hearing that middle schooler being forced to apologize to me and be dragged away to the office by a staff member, the table erupted in a triumphant laugh-fest and I went back to drawing three Wandering Monster cards in a row.
Good day.
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(09-12-2013, 06:31 PM)Arjahn Wrote: So here's a story for you lot.
Today me and my battle hardened party of adventurers were playing Munchkin at lunch as we normally do, when suddenly an obnoxious middle school female from another table yells "Hey why are you guys playing with cards? Those are for babies!" and she starts laughing at her own masterpiece of a joke like she's George fucking Carlin. Now on any other day I'd ignore this stuff completely, but today I was feeling extra zesty. Remembering that the school was pushing this absurdly cliche anti-bullying regime with such wonderfully inspiring posters such as "Words can't be taken back" (complete with various shades of glitter), I just start bawling my fucking eyes out, bursting into the greatest shower fake tears I could muster right there on the spot. After channeling my inner-Shakespearean actor and yelling "STOP BULLYING ME! YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AND INADEQUATE!", a teacher's aide pops up out of the blue and berates that future-human being for two minutes while I keep up the charade. I'm a 6'4" High school senior by the way, and after hearing that middle schooler being forced to apologize to me and be dragged away to the office by a staff member, the table erupted in a triumphant laugh-fest and I went back to drawing three Wandering Monster cards in a row.
Good day.
Sorry if it sounds douchey, but I love revenge when it's deserved.
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(09-12-2013, 06:31 PM)Arjahn Wrote: So here's a story for you lot.
Today me and my battle hardened party of adventurers were playing Munchkin at lunch as we normally do, when suddenly an obnoxious middle school female from another table yells "Hey why are you guys playing with cards? Those are for babies!" and she starts laughing at her own masterpiece of a joke like she's George fucking Carlin. Now on any other day I'd ignore this stuff completely, but today I was feeling extra zesty. Remembering that the school was pushing this absurdly cliche anti-bullying regime with such wonderfully inspiring posters such as "Words can't be taken back" (complete with various shades of glitter), I just start bawling my fucking eyes out, bursting into the greatest shower fake tears I could muster right there on the spot. After channeling my inner-Shakespearean actor and yelling "STOP BULLYING ME! YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AND INADEQUATE!", a teacher's aide pops up out of the blue and berates that future-human being for two minutes while I keep up the charade. I'm a 6'4" High school senior by the way, and after hearing that middle schooler being forced to apologize to me and be dragged away to the office by a staff member, the table erupted in a triumphant laugh-fest and I went back to drawing three Wandering Monster cards in a row.
Good day.
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(09-12-2013, 06:31 PM)Arjahn Wrote: So here's a story for you lot.
Today me and my battle hardened party of adventurers were playing Munchkin at lunch as we normally do, when suddenly an obnoxious middle school female from another table yells "Hey why are you guys playing with cards? Those are for babies!" and she starts laughing at her own masterpiece of a joke like she's George fucking Carlin. Now on any other day I'd ignore this stuff completely, but today I was feeling extra zesty. Remembering that the school was pushing this absurdly cliche anti-bullying regime with such wonderfully inspiring posters such as "Words can't be taken back" (complete with various shades of glitter), I just start bawling my fucking eyes out, bursting into the greatest shower fake tears I could muster right there on the spot. After channeling my inner-Shakespearean actor and yelling "STOP BULLYING ME! YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AND INADEQUATE!", a teacher's aide pops up out of the blue and berates that future-human being for two minutes while I keep up the charade. I'm a 6'4" High school senior by the way, and after hearing that middle schooler being forced to apologize to me and be dragged away to the office by a staff member, the table erupted in a triumphant laugh-fest and I went back to drawing three Wandering Monster cards in a row.
Good day.
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(09-12-2013, 06:31 PM)Arjahn Wrote: So here's a story for you lot.
Today me and my battle hardened party of adventurers were playing Munchkin at lunch as we normally do, when suddenly an obnoxious middle school female from another table yells "Hey why are you guys playing with cards? Those are for babies!" and she starts laughing at her own masterpiece of a joke like she's George fucking Carlin. Now on any other day I'd ignore this stuff completely, but today I was feeling extra zesty. Remembering that the school was pushing this absurdly cliche anti-bullying regime with such wonderfully inspiring posters such as "Words can't be taken back" (complete with various shades of glitter), I just start bawling my fucking eyes out, bursting into the greatest shower fake tears I could muster right there on the spot. After channeling my inner-Shakespearean actor and yelling "STOP BULLYING ME! YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AND INADEQUATE!", a teacher's aide pops up out of the blue and berates that future-human being for two minutes while I keep up the charade. I'm a 6'4" High school senior by the way, and after hearing that middle schooler being forced to apologize to me and be dragged away to the office by a staff member, the table erupted in a triumphant laugh-fest and I went back to drawing three Wandering Monster cards in a row.
Good day.
That's just the best damn thing I've read all week.
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I'm currently in Bologna, Italy, and have come to realise that the developers of Assassin's Creed weren't exaggerating when they made the buildings so climbable -- the towers and buildings here are entirely covered in footholds !
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(09-14-2013, 02:48 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote: I'm currently in Bologna, Italy, and have come to realise that the developers of Assassin's Creed weren't exaggerating when they made the buildings so climbable -- the towers and buildings here are entirely covered in footholds !
Why is that woman in the middle transparent?
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