Brilliant ideas or inventions

[Psychospacecow]

The problem with electric cars is that they are fundamentally flawed. More than 90% of electricity comes from coal and the electricity is then used in your car after more processing than the gas car would. It does the same if more damage plus the battery acid employed. Its even worse with hybrids because it goes through ANOTHER conversion process.

That's why we need to stop using coal and instead find a new energy source that is clean and safe, while still being reliable.

If only it was that easy. There are volumes and volumes about why we're not going to wean off coal and oil until we're forced to by dwindling supplies.

Oh, I know it's not gonna happen anytime soon. Chances are, it won't even happen in our lifetimes.

Well, if you're so concerned, get to working on it.

Everyone just stands there and waits. You could make quite a lot. Personally, I could care less. Just put nuclear reactors underground in cobalt vaults and I'll be happy.

[Lazlo Falconi]

A forum where people discuss differences in opinion in a polite and respectful manner.



...Ehh, I'll just wait on my alternative energy future instead.

[Arjahn]

Guys, listen to this, Imma patent it later.
You know how, when you get to the bottom of the peanut butter jar, there's always all of that crud at the bottom you just can't get out? And it's peanut butter, so it's too thick for a squirt bottle or anything, that's where my idea comes in. What if we had bottles for peanut butter that were like Chapsticks? Where you can twist part of it and have the bottom push it out, that way you never have to worry about gathering up all of the crap at the bottom of it and go back to inhaling peanut butter bagels.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

A forum where people discuss differences in opinion in a polite and respectful manner.



...Ehh, I'll just wait on my alternative energy future instead.

Polite and respectful ? This is the internet ! Differences in opinion determine your race, sexual preference, who various members of your entourage have slept with, your adherence to the third reich, just to name a few.

Guys, listen to this, Imma patent it later.
You know how, when you get to the bottom of the peanut butter jar, there's always all of that crud at the bottom you just can't get out? And it's peanut butter, so it's too thick for a squirt bottle or anything, that's where my idea comes in. What if we had bottles for peanut butter that were like Chapsticks? Where you can twist part of it and have the bottom push it out, that way you never have to worry about gathering up all of the crap at the bottom of it and go back to inhaling peanut butter bagels.

This a hundred times. This would save so much PB.
They could also make jars where both sides can be unscrewed, so that you can have full access to the goodies within.

[Lazlo Falconi]

Whoa dude, that's too much. That kind of power would only go to your head.

[Psychospacecow]

and your trash bin. ALL THOSE LIDS!

[Mass Distraction]

and your trash bin. ALL THOSE LIDS!

But isn't a lid just a removable bottom?

[Psychospacecow]

and your trash bin. ALL THOSE LIDS!

But isn't a lid just a removable bottom?

Yes, but now its annoying.

[Combat Lobster]

An MMO centered around trolling.

Features include:

-A virtual town square where players can spam chat about how much this game sucks and WOW is better.
-A trait system where dozens of power-ups can be purchased such as a spell checker buff to make your stupid comments better! (Purchase rank 2 of spell checker to get the grammer nazi bonus.)
-Go to new zones like the game's internet forums where your avatar can take part in some INTENSE PVP FLAMEWAR ACTION!! with other posters. (The Bosses are the developers themselves!!)
-Craft new emoticons with our hot~~ crafting minigame.
-Experience the end-game where you stop playing and go outside to troll players in real life!!

[Arjahn]

An MMO centered around trolling.

Features include:

-A virtual town square where players can spam chat about how much this game sucks and WOW is better.
-A trait system where dozens of power-ups can be purchased such as a spell checker buff to make your stupid comments better! (Purchase rank 2 of spell checker to get the grammer nazi bonus.)
-Go to new zones like the game's internet forums where your avatar can take part in some INTENSE PVP FLAMEWAR ACTION!! with other posters. (The Bosses are the developers themselves!!)
-Craft new emoticons with our hot~~ crafting minigame.
-Experience the end-game where you stop playing and go outside to troll players in real life!!

God dammit this is brilliant.