Bad Pick Up Lines

[Psychospacecow]

Now, we're all probably going to regret this but I just found

^this on imgur.

and it gave me a thought.

Show me your bad and or cheesy pick-up lines.

[gamemaster1991]

I have to say, the first thing I tought of was a really creepy one. I apologize right away for what is to happen.

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?

Don't be so picky... I wasn't!

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

What's bad is that most of those came from my friends. In High School. We were very lony. The chloroform one came from my female friend, so yea that's a thing.

[Psychospacecow]

The words of Duke Nukem - "I don't need no stinking key card"

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

"Hey girl, ain't I seen you somewhere before? What issue of Playboy was it?"

"Hey girl, nice pants. Too bad they'll look so much better on my bedroom floor tonight."

[DarkShire]

I can't remember what comedian I heard this from, but:

"Hey sweetheart, wanna come back to my place for a f**k and some pizza?"
Woman starts to walk away
"What's the matter, you don't like pizza?"

And a few others...

"I've been Facebook stalking you for a couple of months now, but today I finally got the courage to say hi."

"If I could recreate the alphabet, U and I would be together."

"I am one of these 3 things. 1) filthy stinking rich 1) amazing lover with a huge c**k or 3) pretty much average and likely to stay that way for life. Wanna take a chance?"

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

Hey girl, do you watch Doctor Who, because you are DALEK-teble.

Hey, I looking for treasure, do you mind if I feel up your chest?

I'm addicted to yes, and allergic to no. What's it going be?

I just peed my pants... Can I get in yours?

I lost my underwear. Can I see yours?

Be unique and different. Just say yes to me.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you.

You must be from Tennessee! Because you're the only TEN I SEE around here!

[Ghost Nappa]

Ay gurl, you a Sharpie? Cuz damn, you ultra fine.

[Psychospacecow]

Lady, if you and I were the only people left on earth, I'd save humanity for us. Now, pretend everyone you ever loved is dead.

[gamemaster1991]

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, Would you hold it against me?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

Great legs, what time do they open?

The red neck pick-up line:
I decided to quit meeting women at our family reunions.

[Psychospacecow]

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, Would you hold it against me?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

Great legs, what time do they open?

The red neck pick-up line:
I decided to quit meeting women at our family reunions.

Hey! I resemble that last statement! (Not one for that kind of thing obviously but I have known some who were. Its really uncommon actually.)

[Mass Distraction]

"Once I'm done vomiting, we will have sex, 'kay?"

[Berry]

"Are you from Jamaica because ja-maic-an me crazy."

"Gurl,Did you know if you was in porn, about 10 people would die from masturbation"

[The Antagonist]

"My penis died. Can I bury it in your ass?"

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

I lost my Teddy Bear, Can I sleep with you?

Can I have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Do you have a boyfriend? Why don't you dump him and get a MANfriend.

I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

(Spill a drink on the girl) Such a shame, you should come back to my place and change into something more comfortable.

I'm going to call your right leg Thanksgiving and your left Christmas. Mind if I come in between the holidays?

[Hexadecimal*]

Gurl, you must be from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see.