Jokes that make us bad people

[Psychospacecow]

I'll probably regret this but I laughed.

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[gamemaster1991]

What does a McDonald's cook and a priest have in common?
They both stick their meat between 10 year old buns.

[Berry]

This is a racist joke that my brother told me:

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There was two brothers(one is Old and the other Young) walking in the field. They stop when they saw a shooting star,so the older brother tells the young brother to make wish. Then all of a sudden they turn black.Now the older brother tells the younger brother " why did you wish we were black?". The younger brother responded "I didn't wish we were black,i wish we were hip-hop singers."

[gamemaster1991]

This is a racist joke that my brother told me:

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There was two brothers(one is Old and the other Young) walking in the field. They stop when they saw a shooting star,so the older brother tells the young brother to make wish. Then all of a sudden they turn black.Now the older brother tells the younger brother " why did you wish we were black?". The younger brother responded "I didn't wish we were black,i wish we were hip-hop singers."

That one was not a really bad Black joke. You want one here's one. Just please don't kill me.

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A guy wakes up whith a masive hang-over from drinking last night. Opening his eyes, he sees Angelina Jolie on the bed next to him. He thinks this is a little odd, but dissmisses it as him being still drunk.

He decides to get up and get himself a drink from the fridge. He gets to the fridge and opens the door and is faced with a large suitcase. He takes the suitcase out of the fridge, puts it on the table and opens it to find $1 Million.

This is just a little too much for the guy who thinks he is losing his mind. He wonders if he is hallucinating, so he goes to the window and draws back the blind. Outside on his front lawn is are men in white hoods and dangling from the tree is an open noose, empty. They appear to be beckoning him and shouting.

Now the guy is really freaked out, he quickly draws the blind and turns around.
In the corner of his kitchen is a leprechaun, obviously drunk as well.
He asks the leprechaun what is going on.

"Well," says the leprechaun, "I was drunk last night as well, and as I was crossing the road, I was nearly run down. You ran across the road and pushed me to safety, so I granted you three wishes in return for saving me."
"Well, I can guess the first one" says the guy, "Hot Actress, bed, yeah I got that one. What about the other two?"
"The money in the fridge?" says the leprechaun, "You asked for a cool million."
"And them out there?" asks the guy,
"You said you wanted to be hung like a black man."

[frankfrost2]

Ugh.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.