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[Psychospacecow]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-32539478

ISIS ammo cache blew up.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-32539478

ISIS ammo cache blew up.

Just two weeks after a wannabe terrorist shoots himself in the leg in France.
Are they taking care of themselves for us ?

[Mass Distraction]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-32539478

ISIS ammo cache blew up.

Just two weeks after a wannabe terrorist shoots himself in the leg in France.
Are they taking care of themselves for us ?

Well they did kinda start a war on each other.

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Yo guys, did you hear about the bullets that can literally change direction mid shot to hit their targets?

Guess what they've been called?

Extreme Accuracy Tasked Ordnance. AKA: Spoiler:EXACTO

[gamemaster1991]

Yo guys, did you hear about the bullets that can literally change direction mid shot to hit their targets?

Guess what they've been called?

Extreme Accuracy Tasked Ordnance. AKA: Spoiler:EXACTO

That is a horrible pun.

[Psychospacecow]

Yo guys, did you hear about the bullets that can literally change direction mid shot to hit their targets?

Guess what they've been called?

Extreme Accuracy Tasked Ordnance. AKA: Spoiler:EXACTO

That is a horrible pun.

That is a fantastic pun.

[Mass Distraction]

Yo guys, did you hear about the bullets that can literally change direction mid shot to hit their targets?

Guess what they've been called?

Extreme Accuracy Tasked Ordnance. AKA: Spoiler:EXACTO

That is a horrible pun.

That is a fantastic pun.

That is puntastic fun.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

http://www.bbc.com/news/election/2015/results

And so the Tories are on the brink of winning an outright majority - wasn't expecting that one !

[retrolinkx]

^

Well, England is fugged for another 5 years. Tuition fees are going up to £11000, lucky for me I'll be going to uni with the £9000, but even then it shouldn't even be that high in the first place.

I really hope they don't privatise the NHS. I hear rumours about it all the time, but I just can't believe that someone would do that and that the general public would just accept it, if the NHS is privatised then I don't even know anymore. I might as well just move to America or Ireland or some other country when I get enough money.

I feel sorry for Miliband, people disliked him for stupid reasons and since politics is just a popularity contest these days he was way off from winning, he's resigned and is taking full blame when he really shouldn't, it's not his fault that the media was against him, and he was given a bad image through stupid shit like eating a bacon butty incorrectly (meanwhile Cameron is seen using a knife and fork to cut a hot dog and no one gives a shit).

What annoys me the most is that there are thousands of foreigners (like my mother and father, although they both vote Labour) who were only allowed into the country, to find work and help through their lives in the UK due to the Labour party, and now 20 or 30 years down the line, they think that voting Conservative is the way to go, when they would've preferring if they stayed in their original countries all those years ago. It just makes me sick for people to think like this.

And I still don't understand how there are foreign UKIP supporters.

/rant

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32824129

I will iron my face before letting anyone use "lolz", "thanx", or "shizzle" in any game of Scrabble I'm in.

[Psychospacecow]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32824129

I will iron my face before letting anyone use "lolz", "thanx", or "shizzle" in any game of Scrabble I'm in.

fo shizzle.

[retrolinkx]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32824129

I will iron my face before letting anyone use "lolz", "thanx", or "shizzle" in any game of Scrabble I'm in.

Scrabble's been casualized.

Fucking casuals, they ruined video games, and now they're ruining board games.

[Psychospacecow]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-32888733

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH*]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-32888733

Bloody hell, I thought Texas was meant to be all dry like.

[Psychospacecow]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-32888733

Bloody hell, I thought Texas was meant to be all dry like.

We don't joke about our weather being bipolar without reason.