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"Unless you happen to be a single male, in which case you are not allowed here."

Date of article.

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"Unless you happen to be a single male, in which case you are not allowed here."

Date of article.

Care to provide an updated version?

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Muslim student at a liberal arts college in Wisconsin caught spray painting "sand nigger go home" and "#muslimban" at his own dorm for attention. Also spray painted swastikas on other student's dorms

You brought it up; your burden.

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"Unless you happen to be a single male, in which case you are not allowed here."

Date of article.

Well crap, looks like I forgot to look there, my bad.

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Date of article.

Care to provide an updated version?

You brought it up; your burden.

That's strange.... I don't recall asking such thing.

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Moving on from the refugees. A research shows that monkeys and dogs judge humans by how they treat others.

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Three Swedish police officers injured after being attacked by 20-30 thugs

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Evolution - "We need more neck."
Dino - "You sure mate ? I mean I could evolve in different ways, maybe sturdier flippers ?"
Evolution - "No. More neck."
Dino - "Oook, mate."

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-38971504

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Iraqi Forces Intercept 200 ISIS Members Fleeing (to) Syria

Trump Administration Hits Venezuelan VP With Sanctions

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-38988283

I like how they felt the need to specify "The swimmer flew to the United States in 2014 to spend time in a rehab centre after he was spotted topless and disoriented in the lobby of a Melbourne casino."
Just in case people thought he swam his way across the Pacific.

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Woolly mammoth will be back from extinction within two years, say Harvard scientists

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Woolly mammoth will be back from extinction within two years, say Harvard scientists

Ah, modern journalism; where the title says "will" and the first paragraph says "could".

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-39020912

Ecuador has gone to the polls, and it seems that ruling party candidate LENI PRESIDENTE LENI LENI PRESIDENTE is in the lead.

Rumor has it that non-candidate Jaime 'Your Boy' Nebot may win the write-in votes by a landslide.

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-39020912

Ecuador has gone to the polls, and it seems that ruling party candidate LENI PRESIDENTE LENI LENI PRESIDENTE is in the lead.

Rumor has it that non-candidate Jaime 'Your Boy' Nebot may win the write-in votes by a landslide.

Currently going to be a run off election between first place Lenin Moreno and second place Guillermo Lasso. To win in Ecuador, due to being 6 parties, you need at least 40% of the vote and be over 10% over more than 2cd place.
Leni was over 10% more than Lasso, and was at about 39% of the total vote. Basically, just a few votes off of winning outright. That being said, Lasso will probably get much more support from people that voted for the other 4 losing parties, so the run off between the two will probably be closer.

Edit: One of the interesting platforms that Lasso is very clear on that Leni is not: he plans on turning Julian Assange over to the authorities, as he has been holed up in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London for the past few years to avoid arrest.

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Major Discovery! 7 Earth-Size Alien Planets Circle Nearby Star

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Scientists say they have discovered an 8th continent that is 94% underwater . New Zealand is part of this continent and it is being called Zealandia.

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Syria's warring sides brought together for Geneva talks

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Kim Jong Nam, Kim Jong Un's half brother, was killed with VX Nerve Agent.