Damn, what did I do?

I changed Hexadecimal to "it", and Cody, don't worry, I've got big plans for you, and so does Beardy.

...How did I end up getting dragged into this?

(06-25-2013, 08:45 PM)Hexadecimal Wrote: ...How did I end up getting dragged into this?

^This

(06-25-2013, 08:45 PM)Hexadecimal Wrote: ...How did I end up getting dragged into this?

You should be glad you got a part. I've been dying to get one. Get it? 'Cuz I'm a ghost? Oh god I'm horrible.

(06-25-2013, 08:49 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote:

(06-25-2013, 08:45 PM)Hexadecimal Wrote: ...How did I end up getting dragged into this?

You should be glad you got a part. I've been dying to get one. Get it? 'Cuz I'm a ghost? Oh god I'm horrible.

Then Nappa possessed a Cucco, trying to get involved despite his inability to die again.

He does not have to BEWARE OF CUCCOS

Edit: SInce Arjhan had plans for Cody, I switched where I wrote BumbleBeeCody with cingchris.

JiraiyaSannin pulled his eyes open. What were all these bandages? He couldn't see a thing clear. His mouth... Was gone. Flat out gone.

He took a look around the room. A bright light was hanging over him. He was laying... in a bed. It was comfortable, at the very least...

He rolled his eyes over, to see a figure in dark blue.

"Hey jerk, been quite a while".

His eyes narrowed with pure disgust. Why in the flying f*** was chris, that so called reformed street punk turned police chief sitting across from him? He would scream obscenities that would make any rapper blush... If he still had his lower jaw.

"Hey, just keep quiet. Not that you have any choice, really. We found ya near dead out on Bolar lane"
Cingchris threw a newspaper at the near dead carcass of a man beside him. Glancing at the headline "2 dead in freak chicken accident", Jirayia tried to gasp, but clearly couldn't.

"Them chickens, they ain't normal. You can't touch them. Even bombs don't leave a mark. They go to town, pecking away flesh like you wouldn't believe. After they left you tore up, they killed a little woman on 3rd street. They also were who killed Beardy. He's who you wanted to find, right?"

Jirayia tired to nod his head yes, but a boulder was sitting on him. The pain was like a 2 ton gorilla beating his skull in and then letting the orchestra do a concert in his brain with front row seats.

"Listen, when you can write again, we need to know everything you do. We traced it back to this Cuccos dame. She and this Hexadecimal are some wacko vigilantes. We've pulled up so much dirt on this Beardy that she knocked off after his death that you wouldn't believe. They killed the mobster A Zombie Riot."

If Jiriya could look back in shock, he would, but sleep was coming over like the last day of life.

"I can't be out there. We need more info on HOW those chickens work, and if this Cuccos is on OUR side, or if she's just insane. And I want YOU to be our operative inside her organization once you heal up. We got a guy in there now going under the codename CosmykTheDolfyn, but he's still wet behind the ears."

Cingchris looked Jirayia in the eyes for the first time in this whole speech. "I do hope you'll work WITH me again."

chris walked out the hospital door, slowly closing it behind him. "I still love you, big bro".

A single tear left Jirayia's eyes.

This is now my favorite thread.

I love the way you portray me in the story, I would probably rather read this than any best seller book.

I swear the weirdest things happen on this forum when I'm asleep...

No regrets, though !

(06-26-2013, 02:54 AM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote: I swear the weirdest things happen on this forum when I'm asleep...

No regrets, though !

I find it an awesome thing to wake up to. These are all pretty good.

This is just getting better and better.

This is going to be the most popular thread in Creative Discussion. It probably is.

The hard part is going to be interconnecting all of these stories... oh, and Cosmyk you forgot to change the last Cody.

TABbbbAs Cuccos approached the decrepit old ring, she remembered how Lightmatt used to be. King of Tex-Mex wrestling circuit of the Canadian Republic of Ohio, nobody could stand up to his pelvic slam attack, nobody. She remembered how he used to bask in the glow of his adoring fans, and now she saw his flabby body struggling to even hit a punching bag.
TABbbb"It's been a long time, Matt." she said as she entered the room, taking note of how poorly the entire thing had been maintained. "Too long," Matt responded "Far too long. You still keep in touch with any of the old gang?" "Not except for Hex, and he's been offline for a month. How's about you?" she said coldly, clearly trying to rebound the question instead of facing its implications. "Only one I keep around is CosmykTheDolfyn, remember that rookie? He wasn't that great of a poster, but he's a damn good assistant." He said, whistling and beckoning for a doorway in the back of the room she hadn't noticed upon entering. A shorter man wearing a Dolphin hat approached Lightmatt with a bottle of water and some pills. "Those prescription?" Cuccos asked, already knowing the answer. "There were for someone." He responded, downing four and giving the bottle back to the kid. Something seemed a off about the kid, but she didn't know what.
TABbbb"So, what brings you back here?" Matt asked as the kid ran back to his chambers.
"I'm looking for some help, do you still have the info on the rest of the old forum members?" she said. "Of course, well, the ones who are still alive anyways, although I'm going to have to ask for something in return." "What the hell Matt, I thought we were friends!" She said, astonished at the statement. "You gotta understand something Cuccos, after Nappa died in that combination train accident/speed boat romp/gunshot wound/orphan rescue/elephant trampoline mishap, I've gotta be more careful with this stuff. You never know who could get a hold of it." "Fine, take this necklace" she halfheartedly stated, removing the Triforce necklace she always wore. "Now, give me SERIOUSLY THOUGH's file."
TABbbbAfter leaving with the information she needed, Cuccos pulled another necklace out of her bag, which was apparently full of fake golden triforce necklaces. She chuckled at Matt's misfortune, thinking that nobody was watching. Unannounced to her, up above there was a very specific Nappa who had possessed one of her chickens, and he was not as amused.

Wait... am I supposed to update this daily with Cucco's new exploits or something? Lotsa responsibility, let's try this out.

THEN CUCCO DID SOME BADASS STUFF AND OTHER FORUM MEMBERS WERE INVOLVED AND WATCHMEN AND CODY HAD A STROKE THE END.