I just got the worst haircut ever. Not only does it look bad but I got a small (but noticeable) scar on my forehead. I have school tomorrow and I don't want people staring and telling me how bad I look.

(08-18-2013, 04:36 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote: I just got the worst haircut ever. Not only does it look bad but I got a small (but noticeable) scar on my forehead. I have school tomorrow and I don't want people staring and telling me how bad I look.

If anyone asks, just tell them it's from where you fought off three wild grizzly bears and a llama with a spork, then rip off your shirt and beat your chest. Proceed to French Kiss the nearest female in sight.

Works for me all the time.

(08-18-2013, 04:36 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote: I just got the worst haircut ever. Not only does it look bad but I got a small (but noticeable) scar on my forehead. I have school tomorrow and I don't want people staring and telling me how bad I look.

You're a wizard, Nappa!

Honestly man, do not be so concerned over appearances. The only people who really care about such things are the people who are prodding you for exploits anyway.

(08-18-2013, 04:36 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote: I just got the worst haircut ever. Not only does it look bad but I got a small (but noticeable) scar on my forehead. I have school tomorrow and I don't want people staring and telling me how bad I look.

At lest you don't have a big band-aid on your ear and have to go to school. Long story short, my brother have callus on the back of his ear and tried to remove it with some nail clippers. Callus is gone but now his ear is bleeding and all we have in the house are big band-aids that over laps the top of his ear.

(08-18-2013, 04:51 PM)CosmykTheDolfyn Wrote:

(08-18-2013, 04:36 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote: I just got the worst haircut ever. Not only does it look bad but I got a small (but noticeable) scar on my forehead. I have school tomorrow and I don't want people staring and telling me how bad I look.

If anyone asks, just tell them it's from where you fought off three wild grizzly bears and a llama with a spork, then rip off your shirt and beat your chest. Proceed to French Kiss the nearest female in sight.

Works for me all the time.

This is the best thing I've ever read. I'm totally trying this out.
Except the shirt ripping and french kissing, they're against school rules. :p

(08-18-2013, 08:28 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote:

(08-18-2013, 04:51 PM)CosmykTheDolfyn Wrote:

(08-18-2013, 04:36 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote: I just got the worst haircut ever. Not only does it look bad but I got a small (but noticeable) scar on my forehead. I have school tomorrow and I don't want people staring and telling me how bad I look.

If anyone asks, just tell them it's from where you fought off three wild grizzly bears and a llama with a spork, then rip off your shirt and beat your chest. Proceed to French Kiss the nearest female in sight.

Works for me all the time.

This is the best thing I've ever read. I'm totally trying this out.
Except the shirt ripping and french kissing, they're against school rules. :p

It really is a great formula. Remember down the road if you ever get in a argument with your significant other. If they're like, "Why'd you forget the milk?", you NOW know the correct answer and they won't be any way they would be mad at you.

(08-18-2013, 09:07 PM)CosmykTheDolfyn Wrote:

(08-18-2013, 08:28 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote:

(08-18-2013, 04:51 PM)CosmykTheDolfyn Wrote:

(08-18-2013, 04:36 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote: I just got the worst haircut ever. Not only does it look bad but I got a small (but noticeable) scar on my forehead. I have school tomorrow and I don't want people staring and telling me how bad I look.

If anyone asks, just tell them it's from where you fought off three wild grizzly bears and a llama with a spork, then rip off your shirt and beat your chest. Proceed to French Kiss the nearest female in sight.

Works for me all the time.

This is the best thing I've ever read. I'm totally trying this out.
Except the shirt ripping and french kissing, they're against school rules. :p

It really is a great formula. Remember down the road if you ever get in a argument with your significant other. If they're like, "Why'd you forget the milk?", you NOW know the correct answer and they won't be any way they would be mad at you.

I can see it now.

Ghost Nappa's Wife: Honey, why are you late getting home?
Ghost Nappa: Because after work, I had to fight off three wild grizzly bears and a llama with a spork.
GNW: Again? This is the third time this month. I think your lying.
GN: No Really. It happened. and I had to save a Dolphin too.

(08-18-2013, 09:26 PM)gamemaster1991 Wrote:

(08-18-2013, 09:07 PM)CosmykTheDolfyn Wrote:

(08-18-2013, 08:28 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote:

(08-18-2013, 04:51 PM)CosmykTheDolfyn Wrote:

(08-18-2013, 04:36 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote: I just got the worst haircut ever. Not only does it look bad but I got a small (but noticeable) scar on my forehead. I have school tomorrow and I don't want people staring and telling me how bad I look.

If anyone asks, just tell them it's from where you fought off three wild grizzly bears and a llama with a spork, then rip off your shirt and beat your chest. Proceed to French Kiss the nearest female in sight.

Works for me all the time.

This is the best thing I've ever read. I'm totally trying this out.
Except the shirt ripping and french kissing, they're against school rules. :p

It really is a great formula. Remember down the road if you ever get in a argument with your significant other. If they're like, "Why'd you forget the milk?", you NOW know the correct answer and they won't be any way they would be mad at you.

I can see it now.

Ghost Nappa's Wife: Honey, why are you late getting home?
Ghost Nappa: Because after work, I had to fight off three wild grizzly bears and a llama with a spork.
GNW: Again? This is the third time this month. I think your lying.
GN: No Really. It happened. and I had to save a Dolphin too.

Dolfyn*

...I thought they were fighting, but when I looked out my window, I just saw two cats having angry sex. I won't be able to sleep until they quiet down; I can't believe the horrific noises that cats can make.

(08-18-2013, 11:11 PM)Hexadecimal Wrote: ...I thought they were fighting, but when I looked out my window, I just saw two cats having angry sex. I won't be able to sleep until they quiet down; I can't believe the horrific noises that cats can make.

It's meow time.

(08-18-2013, 11:11 PM)Hexadecimal Wrote: ...I thought they were fighting, but when I looked out my window, I just saw two cats having angry sex. I won't be able to sleep until they quiet down; I can't believe the horrific noises that cats can make.

I feel so sorry for you.

(08-18-2013, 04:36 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote: I just got the worst haircut ever. Not only does it look bad but I got a small (but noticeable) scar on my forehead. I have school tomorrow and I don't want people staring and telling me how bad I look.

The worst part is, saiyans don't grow their hair back.

(08-18-2013, 01:24 AM)Arjahn Wrote:

(08-17-2013, 09:58 AM)Beware of Cuccos Wrote: I got a boyfriend. :)

But, babe, I thought we weren't telling anyone yet.
You know how SERIOUSLY THOUGH gets...

Sorry baby. I just couldn't hold it in any longer.

(08-19-2013, 06:05 AM)Mass Distraction Wrote:

(08-18-2013, 04:36 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote: I just got the worst haircut ever. Not only does it look bad but I got a small (but noticeable) scar on my forehead. I have school tomorrow and I don't want people staring and telling me how bad I look.

The worst part is, saiyans don't grow their hair back.

Speaking of. I thought he was bald. How could Nappa get a bad haircut, when there is no hair to cut?

(08-19-2013, 10:23 AM)gamemaster1991 Wrote:

(08-19-2013, 06:05 AM)Mass Distraction Wrote:

(08-18-2013, 04:36 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote: I just got the worst haircut ever. Not only does it look bad but I got a small (but noticeable) scar on my forehead. I have school tomorrow and I don't want people staring and telling me how bad I look.

The worst part is, saiyans don't grow their hair back.

Speaking of. I thought he was bald. How could Nappa get a bad haircut, when there is no hair to cut?

On his beard? No idea how the scar got on his forehead, though. Must've been a real sloppy barber.