(03-23-2013, 09:31 PM)Raiden Blackwood Wrote: Not a damn thing. Gotta get dat bikini body in time for summer.

Thank you for using our brand new "truthfulness filter 3000"

(03-23-2013, 09:33 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:

(03-23-2013, 09:31 PM)Raiden Blackwood Wrote: Not a damn thing. Gotta get dat bikini body in time for summer.

Thank you for using our brand new "truthfulness filter 3000"

It saw right through me!

(03-22-2013, 11:02 AM)Mass Distraction Wrote: AAAAAAAAGH!!! There's ketchup in my beard! Nooooooo!

Never again, pasta. Never again.

ketchup in your beard.... pasta...... Do you by chance happen to eat pasta with ketchup on it?

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(03-20-2013, 11:47 AM)Mighty Jetters Wrote:

(03-19-2013, 09:59 PM)ThePlainGamer Wrote: are you my sister?

plot twist: I am



and my name is ThePlainGirl



dun dun dunnnnn

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

eh I can deal with it...

I ate a big slice of watermelon earlier. Then I remembered this song.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Melons/

(03-25-2013, 09:08 AM)Mass Distraction Wrote: I ate a big slice of watermelon earlier. Then I remembered this song.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Melons/

Pizza rolls and powdered doughnuts.

COOKIES!!!

(03-25-2013, 09:26 AM)Mighty Jetters Wrote:

(03-25-2013, 09:08 AM)Mass Distraction Wrote: I ate a big slice of watermelon earlier. Then I remembered this song.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Melons/

Spoiler

Does this mean I can now shoot seeds from my mouth like I was a machine gun?

yes. the guy in your avatar is now a mutated Yoshi.

It all makes sense now.

A Moose heart that's been broiled for a few hours and now covered in maggot puss. I am Bear Grylls


Nah, just cornflakes.

I just got done eating some homemade chicken noodle soup. mmm!!

(03-25-2013, 12:58 PM)A Zombie Riot Wrote: I just got done eating some homemade chicken noodle soup. mmm!!

I can cook almost anything, but I can't make soup for the life of me.

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(03-25-2013, 12:49 PM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: A Moose heart that's been broiled for a few hours and now covered in maggot puss. I am Bear Grylls


Nah, just cornflakes.

Did you mean maggot "pus"?

Because I totally giggled.

(03-25-2013, 01:53 PM)Beware of Cuccos Wrote:

(03-25-2013, 12:58 PM)A Zombie Riot Wrote: I just got done eating some homemade chicken noodle soup. mmm!!

I can cook almost anything, but I can't make soup for the life of me.

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(03-25-2013, 12:49 PM)BumblebeeCody Wrote: A Moose heart that's been broiled for a few hours and now covered in maggot puss. I am Bear Grylls


Nah, just cornflakes.

Did you mean maggot "pus"?

Because I totally giggled.

The soup we make is extremely simple, though. It just cooks all day.

We use Bouillon Cubes (I don't know if there's an actual flavor or not), probably about 10 of 'em and chicken tender strips. Have them cook pretty much all day, maybe like 10 hours. And then when it's close to time being done, put the noodles (No Yolk is the best) in for 20 minutes and BOOM. Done!

We use a crockpot. And I don't know exactly how many cups of water. But yeah, that's pretty much how you do it.

(03-25-2013, 02:24 PM)A Zombie Riot Wrote:

(03-25-2013, 01:53 PM)Beware of Cuccos Wrote:

(03-25-2013, 12:58 PM)A Zombie Riot Wrote: I just got done eating some homemade chicken noodle soup. mmm!!

I can cook almost anything, but I can't make soup for the life of me.

The soup we make is extremely simple, though. It just cooks all day.

We use Bouillon Cubes (I don't know if there's an actual flavor or not), probably about 10 of 'em and chicken tender strips. Have them cook pretty much all day, maybe like 10 hours. And then when it's close to time being done, put the noodles (No Yolk is the best) in for 20 minutes and BOOM. Done!

We use a crockpot. And I don't know exactly how many cups of water. But yeah, that's pretty much how you do it.

I'll have to try that!