The Chit-Chat Thread

[Psychospacecow]

Today my coworker learned it's a very, VERY bad idea to scare me when I have delimer in my hand.

What's a delimer?

Cleaning stuff. I can imagine the burn...

I remember one time at this camp out we had, a friend of mine had bought a full Bigfoot outfit. Now, he stood about 6 feet 6 inches tall, so it only made it better. So after it got dark, some girls in the group conveniently decided to take a walk around the campground. The one girl took a very large metal lantern to see. Remember large METAL lantern.

So my buddy puts on the Bigfoot outfit. We set it up and tell the girls when they get back, hey, you just missed Bigfoot! And they all be like "Quit it, no way, shut up" and while they're not paying attention my buddy screams, runs out and starts to drag one of the girls off wearing his Bigfoot costume. It scared everyone senseless. So much so that the one girl smashed the metal lantern over Bigfoot's head, knocking him clean out and giving him a nice concussion.

Be careful who you prank.

MUST DO!!! (Don't worry, I'll be careful.)

Now a days, it'd be better to do in a suit and a white mask made of breathable fibers.