Fast food - minimun wage, bad hours, even worse people.

BUT, you will have proof to future employers that you are a hard worker and are dependable if you stick to it.

AND that you're willing to be abused to shit in order to keep a shitty job.

(06-30-2013, 01:19 PM)Spoiler Wrote: AND that you're willing to be abused to shit in order to keep a shitty job.

A shitty job is better than no job.

(06-30-2013, 08:36 AM)MexicanAnime Wrote: I honestly thought I was dreaming at work today.

So it starts with two juggalos coming in through the drive through and asking for shakes. Yes, they have the face paint on.

The car right after features multiple people who kept fucking around. No, I mean that in the literal sense, to where the girls there were flashing me and kept saying if I wanted to be in a foursome.

The car right after pulls in and pays $4 and something, all in coins. No, they're not even wrapped or anything, so that took me an eternity.

The car right after that one features some drunks, to where one of them throws up in my direction, which caused a huge mess and where I had to stop allowing people through to clean up the mess.

tl;dr -

Was their some fucking portal full of fucks in the drive through?

(06-30-2013, 01:56 PM)JiraiyaSannin Wrote: Was their some fucking portal full of fucks in the drive through?

Nope, it's just your average day in the retail/food service.

(06-30-2013, 02:16 AM)JiraiyaSannin Wrote:

(06-30-2013, 12:57 AM)Arjahn Wrote:

(06-29-2013, 10:47 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote: I'm 2.12% of total post! That's pretty cool!

I'm 2.83%



Whoever the next person to post their post percentage will have terrible sex for the rest of their lives.

Psychospacecow laughs at all of our percentages.

yesh! 6.46%

(06-30-2013, 12:47 PM)CosmykTheDolfyn Wrote: Fast food - minimun wage, bad hours, even worse people.

BUT, you will have proof to future employers that you are a hard worker and are dependable if you stick to it.

Pretty much my general mindset on it.

Today I learned that you can stop your gag reflex if you squeeze your left thumb, I tried it, it works. I also learned that pushing the area under your nose hard will override the impulse to sneeze, I couldn't test that one because I can't sneeze on command or anything, but it would explain why in every cartoon, when people are trying to be sneaky, and one of them is about to sneeze, one of them does that mustache finger thing to the guy about to sneeze.

Today I learned that hot mashed potatoes can fuck your shit up.

To those of you with an hour.

I got to clean a urinal today... fun stuff.
I work at a cafe that mostly caters to older people (as in 60s+), and all I'll say is that apparently hair loss isn't restricted to the head.

Today my coworker learned it's a very, VERY bad idea to scare me when I have delimer in my hand.

(06-30-2013, 09:06 PM)Hexadecimal Wrote: Today my coworker learned it's a very, VERY bad idea to scare me when I have delimer in my hand.

What's a delimer?

(06-30-2013, 09:09 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote:

(06-30-2013, 09:06 PM)Hexadecimal Wrote: Today my coworker learned it's a very, VERY bad idea to scare me when I have delimer in my hand.

What's a delimer?

It's a cleaning chemical that's super bad to get on your skin. I don't think I splashed her that bad, but I'm sure it didn't feel too good.

(06-30-2013, 09:09 PM)Ghost Nappa Wrote:

(06-30-2013, 09:06 PM)Hexadecimal Wrote: Today my coworker learned it's a very, VERY bad idea to scare me when I have delimer in my hand.

What's a delimer?

Cleaning stuff. I can imagine the burn...

I remember one time at this camp out we had, a friend of mine had bought a full Bigfoot outfit. Now, he stood about 6 feet 6 inches tall, so it only made it better. So after it got dark, some girls in the group conveniently decided to take a walk around the campground. The one girl took a very large metal lantern to see. Remember large METAL lantern.

So my buddy puts on the Bigfoot outfit. We set it up and tell the girls when they get back, hey, you just missed Bigfoot! And they all be like "Quit it, no way, shut up" and while they're not paying attention my buddy screams, runs out and starts to drag one of the girls off wearing his Bigfoot costume. It scared everyone senseless. So much so that the one girl smashed the metal lantern over Bigfoot's head, knocking him clean out and giving him a nice concussion.

Be careful who you prank.