09-26-2015, 03:00 PM
A panda walks into a bar and orders a burger. After finishing the burger, he pulls out a revolver, and puts a single round in each of the patrons. He calmly reloads, and shoots the bartender straight in the chest. Before dying, the bartender manages to croak "Why?". The panda looks at him and says "look me up", and then walks out into the street.
Panda /'pandÉ™/ noun A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.
Panda /'pandÉ™/ noun A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.