05-30-2018, 01:45 PM
(05-29-2018, 03:52 PM)ZpaceJ0ck0 Wrote: A snail goes to buy a car, and the salesman is surprised when the snail picks out a fast, expensive sports car. He’s even more surprised when the snail requires that a big red “S” be painted on both sides.I just felt like adding that Japan has taken this pun even further: behold the Nissan S-Cargo, the minivan purposely built to look like a snail!
“Why would you want such a thing?” asked the salesman. The snail then replied: “Well, when people see me driving around town, I want to hear them to say... 'hey, look at that S car go!'"
What do you call it when you have two snails getting towed behind a boat with a parachute on?
Pair-a-snailing.