Cringeworthy or smoother than milk chocolate jazz covered in silk

[CosmykTheDolfyn]

so do You want to Date a Hedgehog because I am A Hedgehog an am Very Cool

^This is the best one here. Everyone go home. We're done here.

Well, take this then:
Hey girl, want to date a Dolfyn? Becuase I'm not only a freakingly amazingly cool Dolfyn, I'm also Cosmyk.